Bitch Do What I Say Or I’ll Kill You, by Michael Davis – Straight No Chaser #269 | @MDWorld
That’s not just a jazzy title that’s what my stepfather said before he hit my mother in the head with my Christmas gift.
My Christmas gift that year was a Tonka truck. This was back in the day when Tonka’s were made out of METAL.
“I’ll put a bullet in you.”
That’s what my sister’s ex-boyfriend said when he yanked her out of our apartment and put a gun to her head. Then he took her to the stairwell and beat her senseless.
“I’ll come and visit you in L.A.”
That’s what my beloved cousin Dee Dee said to me when we saw each other at my great grandmother’s funereal October 9, 1996.
She never made the trip and I’m sure I’ll never know why. She returned to her home after the funeral and has not been seen since.
My grandmother, killed.
My sister, killed.
I’ve got 5 more similar stories like the ones above but I’m crying like a 6 -year old girl while I’m writing this and frankly I just want to get to the end so I can find a fucking bottle of tequila and drink until I pass out.
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