Today I received an email from the head of a company asking me to consider creating original content aimed at the 11-16 year-old age group for…
Wait for it…wait for it…
Glen Beck TV.
This is not a joke and I’m not drinking.
My reply was as professional as I could make it, I simply said there was no way in Hell I would ever create or allow anything I’ve ever created to be associated with Glen Beck.
I know, using the word ‘Hell’ is not very professional but it was better than what I almost wrote which is below:
Is you REALLY THAT STUPID?
Are you not aware that I am an African American who would not piss on Beck if he was on fire at a book burning?
I can’t believe that you would ask an African American to create a show for Glen Beck in the first place but doing so the very same WEEK Beck came out against a half Black, half Latino Spider-Man is just fucking stupid.
IS YOU STUPID??
Now if I were a sell out Negro, I’m sure I could create some shows for Massa Beck that I’m sure he would love…
How about, Nigger-Man? It’s an animated show about a Black superhero on welfare.
Or…The Nigger Family, that’s show about a black family on welfare.
Perhaps, Name that African American would make a good show. It’s an educational game show where the kids get to name the black person.
They name them all, nigger.
I’m fully aware that there is a good chance that the company that asked me to create something for Glen Beck may see this.
So be it. If it destroys my relationship there I could care less. If by some miracle Beck sees this and wonders why I just didn’t take the money and ignore everything else I say this,
I’m not that nigger.