World’s Gay Fruits, Animals and Other Gay Things List, by Q. Reyes – Artistic Warfare #103
It’s pretty obvious that Mother Nature is constantly evolving; yet humans aren’t the only planet earth residents that have a gay populous. Here’s list of fruits, animals and other gay things:
FRUITS
Bananas – probably the gayest fruit on the planet.
Cucumbers – close second gay fruit.
Pineapples – they taste good, but they hurt.
Strawberries – could be gay at times.
Grapes – Open minded fruit.
Cantaloupes – gay
Blueberries – gay
Apricots – gay
Peaches – gay
ANIMALS
Flamingos –obviously gay.
Dolphins – very gay.
Small Fluffy Dogs – gay
Dogs with sweaters – gay
Koalas – gay
Some types of bears – gay
THINGS
Rainbows – officially gay
Smiley Faces – sooo gay
Highlighter Pens – Yeah, gay. Especially colors beyond yellow.
Stars – (of any kind) gay
Cute Stickers – gay
Mazda Miatas – very gay
Toyota Prius – hard to admit, but… gay
Recycling – gay
Of course this isn’t a full list. There are many things other gay fruits, animals and things out there. Feel free to add or delete from this list. If you’re offended by this list, then you’re

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January 23rd, 2012 at 5:37 am
Funny, but your premise is wrong. Almost all animals have queer populations.
January 23rd, 2012 at 7:06 pm
EVERYTHING on your list except Small Fluffy Dogs, Dogs with sweaters and Toyota Prius I like.
I must be Gay.
January 23rd, 2012 at 7:30 pm
Ummm, you gotta problem with us Prius owners? I ain’t skeered of your Death-RA…….
January 24th, 2012 at 11:52 pm
Tapeworms are hermaphrodites.
August 22nd, 2012 at 6:45 am
You forgot the following things :
- Mac computer
- Pink ipod
- M. Phleps photos
- Total Recall 2012