Entries for the ‘Death Ray’ Category

The Return Of The Death Ray by Michael Davis: Straight No Chaser #95

Dec.05, 2008 in Death Ray, Straight No Chaser 32 Comments

I’m about to go big bad Negro on a major appliance company. I spent a GRIP (to the un-hip among you re: republications- a ‘grip’ is a lot of money) on THREE yes THREE (3) washing machines.  The first one stopped spinning and in a stupid attempt to unplug it and then restart it I [...]

My Way by Michael Davis: Straight No Chaser #90

Oct.31, 2008 in Death Ray, Straight No Chaser 16 Comments

My Way Illustration by Tatiana EL-Khouri And now, the end is near; And so I face the final curtain. My friend, Ill say it clear, Ill state my case, of which I’m certain. I’ve lived a life that’s full. I’ve traveled each and every highway; And more, much more than this, I did it my [...]