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Tune In Next Week, by Michael Davis – Straight No Chaser #209

March 11, 2011 Michael Davis 0 Comments

I had a real good rant already to go this week. It was the rant of all rants! This was the kind of rant I sent to my lawyers to make sure I was just ranting and not inviting a lawsuit!

They said, RANT AWAY MY BROTHER!

This from my Jewish lawyers.

What, you ask, was the rant about? I’ll tell you, it was about how no one from DC Comics has called me to contribute to the Static Shock tribute issue. No one from DC Comics has reached out to me to contribute to a book I co-created. They have called people who I hired to work at Milestone but no one from DC Comics called me. They have called people who I discovered to work on the Static Shock tribute book but no one called me. Why have they not called me?

Simple, they have not called me because I’m a Warlock and they are trolls.

Oh and it gets SO much better from there but this morning I awoke to the horrible news about the earthquake in Japan and suddenly my rant just did not seem important.

I know a lot of people in Japan and I’m really quite worried about them. The last report I saw said the quake was almost 9 on the Richter scale. That boggles my mind.

That’s bad enough but there is a real concern that there may be damage to a nuclear plant.

I pulled the DC article because I’d feel foolish ranting about another obvious slight when hundreds perhaps thousands of people are dead from what many will call an act of God.

During WW2 we dropped two Atomic Bombs on Japan and surely would have dropped more if they not surrender. The Nazi’s get all the ‘war crime’ press but Japan was pretty fucked up in that department also. Some of the shit the Japanese army would do to prisoners of war would make Charles Manson scream, “That’s FUCKED UP!”

Japan also has a not so nice history when it comes to the treatment of Black people. You can still find racist images depicting Black people on products sold in Japan today.

Yet, still I feel the bigger issue, bigger than the horrible stories that dot Japan’s past like the bouncing ball of those old movie sing alongs is the human story of where we are now as a nation.

Where we are now as a nation and where Japan is as a nation is we are friends.

Our friends are having a horrible day. I know if my friend was having a horrible day then I’m having a horrible day.

That’s the human story, that’s the important story and that’s the story I wanted to tell today because it’s much more important than yet another slight by the company I made millions for.

This week my heart goes out to the people of Japan. My prayers are with them.

Next week is another story.

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  1. Reg
    March 11, 2011 - 4:38 pm

    Indeed, brother. Total RESPECT Michael.

  2. Doug Abramson
    March 11, 2011 - 5:05 pm

    Amen

  3. Kyle Gnepper
    March 11, 2011 - 6:07 pm

    The latest report I heard about an hour ago was that there is on power plant that’s needed to vent gas, and two others that are having trouble with the cooling and containment.

  4. MOTU
    March 11, 2011 - 6:17 pm

    Kyle,

    I just heard the same thing on CNN maybe 10 minutes ago. How simply horrific would it be for the people of Japan to suffer another atomic nightmare?

    The mere thought of that makes me ill.

  5. Mike Gold
    March 11, 2011 - 6:48 pm

    Yeah, they’ve expanded the evacuation zone around the nuclear power plant. Radiation is 1000 times normal.

    I think about this every time I’m in Harlem. There’s a major fault line at 125th Street. When that one goes, even a 4.5 will make Manhattan look like the IMAX version of Haiti. No water. No transportation. Gas mains go up. Buildings collapse like a Kirby fight scene. Lethal steam venting. No electricity. No WiFi or cell phone. A death toll in five figures, if we’re lucky. NYC is totally unprepared for the inevitable.

    By the way, I believe we only had two atom bombs in 1945, and we used them both. If Japan didn’t surrender, we had nothing but cannon fodder and a lengthy seige.

    Oh, yeah. Speaking of friendship, fuck DC for massively disrespecting my friend.

  6. MOTU
    March 11, 2011 - 7:40 pm

    Mike!!

    Such language!

    Have you forgotten MDW is a fucking family site?

  7. Mike Gold
    March 11, 2011 - 7:54 pm

    The Aristocrats!!

  8. Vinnie Bartilucci
    March 11, 2011 - 8:31 pm

    Here’s how it’s supposed to work, based on years of watching movies.

    You have somebody (or some company, or organization or country) that treats you like shit. Then something really bad happens to them.

    But instead of standing on the sidelines laughing and pointing, you go and help. And what’s SUPPOSED to happen is the scales are supposed to fall from their proverbial eyes, and they say something to the effect of “I’m sorry, I was a total dick, please take all you need from my watering hole”, or they lower the prices in the company store, or tell a young boy to find the fattest goose in London and deliver it to the Cratchit house.

    That doesn’t happen much. You usually get a response like “What KEPT you?”

    I know it’s the right thing to do and all, and I’m never gonna say “Don’t help them they’re assholes”. but wouldn’t it be cool if just ONCE in a while we actually got something out of helping the rest of the world?

    You know, other than cheap labor and expanded markets, that is.

  9. MOTU
    March 11, 2011 - 9:01 pm

    Vinnie,

    Well said my fuzzy friend.

  10. Mike Gold
    March 11, 2011 - 10:50 pm

    I prefer pointing and laughing. It’s quite fulfilling.

    Seriously, there are a few people (Michelle Bachmann) that I wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire — but I would piss on if they weren’t.

    I have standards.

  11. Mike Gold
    March 11, 2011 - 10:51 pm

    Hey, anybody here gonna be at C2E2?

  12. MOTU
    March 12, 2011 - 12:59 am

    Michelle Bachmann?

    MIKE!! You dare to mention IT that must not be named??

    Doh!

  13. don
    March 12, 2011 - 12:36 pm

    the problem with the racist caricatures of black people in japan is because they copied AMERICAN icons and cartoons back in the day. so if they want a ‘vintage’ style icon, they go back to the originals, from black face day.

    also, another problem is, there are no black people there! the last time i went to taiwan and japan, on a 3 week vacation, i saw one black guy in 3 weeks in TWO countries! hell, in tawian im considered a white guy, and here, im considered a chinamen, because im half and half.

    i blame the racist black caricature thing on those who decide such matters HERE. if no one ever made a black faced cartoony character, japan would never have thought it was ‘vintage’ and they would not be using it today.

    a very very very wise man once told me that will eisner was a douchebag, because he made a [racist caricature] sidekick for the spirit. i agree, eisner was an elitist! if i was ever nominated for the award, and then somehow won, i would spit on the award. no way would i EVER want an award in the name of some elitist who created a ‘beloved’ character named EBONY WHITE.

    so yeah, the japs are idiots to still use racist caricatures in advertising. but i blame the ORIGINAL creators of those caricatures. i blame the elitists who ‘approved’ of the black face character in the first place. without those original drawings and concepts to rip off, japan would not have bothered to use it today.

    i blame the ‘white’ people who were in charge of the movies and advertising back in the day, who thought it was funny to portray black people in such a negative light.

    i blame fools like will eisner.

  14. Tony Isabella
    March 12, 2011 - 12:43 pm

    Michael…while I find it hard to believe DC Comics would ever disrespect a comics creator, feel free to call me if you need to vent to a friend. I’m here for you, man.

    The photos and videos coming in from Japan are breaking my heart. They are like the big “fuck you” cherry on top of a sundae filled with bad national news.

  15. R. Maheras
    March 12, 2011 - 12:44 pm

    Great, magnanimous sentiments about Japan, MOTU.

    Regarding the DC situation, all I can say is, “WTF??!!”

  16. R. Maheras
    March 12, 2011 - 12:58 pm

    Hey, Don, don’t blame the U.S. for Japan’s racism problems. Not only is that revisionism, it shows a fundamental misunderstanding of the history of the Japanese culture. Japan was xenophobic and held itself up as a master race long before the U.S. even existed. Which is why, to this day, there is so much animosity between Japan and its Asian neighbors — all of whom are still fundamentally in a category of persona non grata if they happen to be living in Japan. The same goes for whites, blacks, etcetera. The reason the Japanese latched on to the old advertising items you mention is because it fit perfectly with their fundamental societal worldview, not because they were innocently “subverted” by it.

  17. MOTU
    March 12, 2011 - 3:00 pm

    Tony,

    I KNOW man! How is that possible? Disrespect a comics creator, and over a BLACK character?

    As Dr. Smith was fond of saying Oh Dear! Oh My!

  18. MOTU
    March 12, 2011 - 3:03 pm

    Don,

    I knew Will Eisner he was a racist like I’m a member of The Tea Party.

  19. Mike Gold
    March 12, 2011 - 3:29 pm

    Depictions such as Ebony or Chop-Chop are disgusting, but we live in the times in which we live. If a cartoonist indulged in those types of stereotypes today, that would be racist. If you do so as a kid in the earliest 40s, you’re just another white guy from the Bronx. Live and learn; Will did a strong story about Ebony and racist attitudes for the New York Herald-Tribune, which went out of business in 1966, which was the same year Martin Luther King first took his movement north of the Mason-Dixon line.

    Racism is not where you’re from, it’s what you refuse to learn on your journey. To this very day I still get people looking for my horns. Are they racist, or are they simply dumb fucks? I dunno, but even Henry Ford and George Wallace changed their attitudes late in life, when they really didn’t have to.

  20. Mike Gold
    March 12, 2011 - 3:36 pm

    A follow-up, just to close the loop: I know MOTU’s situation vis a vis DC (I like that phrase), and while I condemn them for disrespecting a creator, I am not accusing them of racism. Just the legacy of indifference that stems out of a clash of personalities. The guy who was at DC at the time who should have known better is no longer there, which is true about the overwhelming majority of editorial and senior staff workers between the creation of Milestone and now. And the guy who probably could have fixed it (maybe not; logic has nothing to do with this situation) is dead.

    Still, after Siegel-Shuster, you’d think DC would be a little more careful.

  21. MOTU
    March 12, 2011 - 3:50 pm

    Mike,

    DC can do whatever they want- that’s is the way they operate.

    The Hell with what it looks like, they have never been concerned with how something plays out in the creative world. I dare say there are many things that will play out badly in the corporate world with their stock if some things comes to light but no one has ever taken it there.

    Yet.

    They can do whatever they want but they can’t do it to WHOever they want.

    Do I think this is a race issue?

    Nah-it’s a Michael Davis issue, I just happen to be black.

    Now-how that looks is another story.

  22. Vinnie Bartilucci
    March 12, 2011 - 7:26 pm

    Personally, I think a better Static Shock tribute would have been to treat him, the rest of the Milestone books, and Dwayne in a better fashion back when they had the chance. The whole Milestone revamp was a botched affair from square one. I’ve said it before, but save only for some last-minute events, a more cynical person than me would swear they bought the whole Milestone universe solely to get their hands on Static, and were willing to take the loss on the rest to get the one that had any mainstream success.

    But they STILL never did the action figures.

  23. MOTU
    March 12, 2011 - 7:42 pm

    Vinnie,

    Why on earth would you want an action figure of a hugely and I mean HUGELY successful CARTOON which is STILL on the air today in reruns?

    What sense would that make?

    Duh.

  24. Doug Abramson
    March 12, 2011 - 8:31 pm

    Since I have no first hand knowledge of the Milestone/DC morass, I’ll stay out of it, for now.

    Mike,

    I’m NOT attending C2E2 due to total lack of funds. Now if anybody out there has more money than they know what to do with… 🙂

  25. MOTU
    March 12, 2011 - 9:05 pm

    Doug,

    I was there, tune in next week, trust me.

    Hehehehehehehehehehehehehee…evil laugh.

  26. Martha Thomases
    March 13, 2011 - 7:39 am

    @MOTU: Did you have …. applesauce?

  27. MOTU
    March 13, 2011 - 8:31 am

    Martha,

    Off times the occasion calls for applesauce-that time is fast approaching.

  28. McCarthy
    March 14, 2011 - 1:40 am

    Does this mean we won’t be collaborating on that “Kevin Lennon” STATIC back-up story we talked about doing a million years ago?

  29. MOTU
    March 14, 2011 - 2:14 am

    Kevin,

    I’ve created a new character called STATIC CLING!

    It’s about a teenage Superhero who stalks his former girlfriend.

    It’s a work in progress.

  30. MOTU
    March 14, 2011 - 2:31 am

    STATIC CLING! tm & copyright Michael Davis 2011

  31. McCarthy
    March 14, 2011 - 5:24 pm

    “Don’t start none, why won’t you return my phone calls?”

  32. McCarthy
    March 15, 2011 - 1:15 pm

    “911, what’s your emergency?”

    “My ex-boyfriend’s been sitting outside my apartment all day. On a floating garbage can lid.”

  33. MOTU
    March 15, 2011 - 1:41 pm

    LOL!!!!!

  34. R. Maheras
    March 15, 2011 - 2:10 pm

    MOTU — is his evil twin Static Klingon?

  35. MOTU
    March 15, 2011 - 11:21 pm

    R,

    No-that’s his dad.

    His dad was a Klingon-his mom was a black woman. She left him because trying to take over the universe was not a “Real job.”

  36. Steve Atkins
    March 16, 2011 - 12:01 am

    Static Klingon…voiced by Michael Dorn.

  37. Mike Gold
    March 16, 2011 - 4:28 pm

    “Not a real job.” Like, what, working in comics? There’s a real job for you, IF you have a short attention span.

  38. MOTU
    March 16, 2011 - 6:05 pm

    Mike,

    What?

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