MICHAEL DAVIS WORLD

You can't make this stuff up, so we don't!

Comments

  1. McCarthy
    March 25, 2009 - 4:19 pm

    It’s true. Spam knocked MDW out of commission for almost a week.

  2. MOTU
    March 25, 2009 - 7:22 pm

    Spam from India…

  3. Reg
    March 26, 2009 - 1:30 pm

    mOTu said: Spam from India….

    Ummmmm….sir…I know that you have the Death Ray ready and waiting…but did you consider the havoc that will likely ensue from that little statement?

    Archive! Archive! Archive! Noooooooowwwww!!!!

    Namaste.

  4. Tatiana
    March 26, 2009 - 5:36 pm

    Great joke McCarthy! Now all you need is a spicy, engaging title and the spam will surely come attacking.

  5. McCarthy
    March 26, 2009 - 7:39 pm

    Maybe I should add a “Nigerian prince” character who compliments the Whizzard on his Web site, then offers access to cheap Viagra.

  6. Reg
    March 26, 2009 - 8:33 pm

    If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria for which you will receive up to 4 million dollars US for your very capable assistance to our challenge.

    Yours truly,

    Prince Alyusi Islassis

    p.s. We are on very good terms with one whom we call the Great mOTu. If you help us, he will swiftly use his great power to aid and assist you in ways far beyond the abilities of mere mortal men.

    Really…he will.

  7. McCarthy
    March 26, 2009 - 9:30 pm

    Say . . . maybe the Whizzard can use a portion of that 4 Million to pay for the expensive chemicals needed to wash the black dye from ANOTHER small fortune that was stained to avoid detection by customs agents.

  8. Tatiana
    March 26, 2009 - 10:37 pm

    I think Whizzard’s ex-girlfriend should moonlight as a “masseuse”

  9. McCarthy
    March 27, 2009 - 9:21 pm

    Hmm. Massage? I guess she could try to wing it.

  10. Daniel J. Olson
    March 28, 2009 - 3:26 pm

    You could always incorporate my Spambot character…..although….it may be inappropriate content.

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