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Seal Of Approval, by Michael Davis – Straight No Chaser #112

April 17, 2009 Michael Davis 0 Comments

1129757_american_flag.jpgPirate #1: What’s that? I heard something.

Pirate #2: Me too.

Pirate # 3:
You guys go look. Stick your head outside the lifeboat and I will stay here and guard the American Captain.

Pirate #1: Good idea!

Pirate #2: Yes, good idea. It’s most likely nothing. I can taste the goat we will buy with the millions we will get for ransoming the American Captain from the ship we hijacked!

Pirate # 3: Yum!! Hurry and go look guys! Remember to stick your head outside the lifeboat and I will stay here and guard the American Captain.

Pirate’s 1 & 2 stick their head outside the life boat and…

B   L   A   M!

B   L   A   M!

Pirate # 3: OH NO! Fear not fallen…eh, fallen… well I guess you are fallen pirates. FEAR NOT my follow pirates, I will avenge you by eating goat in your honor when I ransom off the Ameri…

B   L   A   M!

When I grow up I want to be a Navy Seal.

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  1. MOTU
    April 17, 2009 - 12:58 pm

    Sorry this was posted so late-MDW is being hacked on a fairly regular basis and this piece was caught in the ‘white space’ of limbo. In a few days the problem will be remedied once and for all.

    To the hackers -F U C K Y O U and your family. Why don’t you meet me somewhere so I can introduce you to my friends Mr. 9 and Mrs. Glock?

  2. Martha Thomases
    April 17, 2009 - 1:13 pm

    Please don’t hurt the goat!

  3. MOTU
    April 17, 2009 - 1:47 pm

    Dead Goat walking.

  4. Reg
    April 17, 2009 - 2:15 pm

    Michael, if you’ll remember, I strongly urged you not to make Rajiv and his friends mad with your diss. But nooooooo!

    Namaste!

    🙂

  5. Reg
    April 17, 2009 - 2:20 pm

    But back on topic… yeah… those Seals be bad. Very bad.

  6. Russ Rogers
    April 18, 2009 - 5:50 pm

    Hackers? Seriously? The scourge of the virtual seas? Blech.

    About that funky GIF you’ve got running… “Thank You to Russ Rogers For… The Girls”… (Tatiana isn’t the only one who gets a cool animation!)

    MOTU, you are welcome for the girls. Just let me know when I can procure another group of exotic dancers and massage therapists for you and your friends.

    That was a JOKE, folks. I’m not a pimp or even a talent agent for adult entertainers. I’m a children’s entertainer. (I actually sing “London Bridge is Falling Down” for a living!) And I’m a fan who happened to send the MOTU a few Barbie Dolls as a belated Christmas Present. It was more like a Presidents Day present.

    Barbie Dolls! Only Barbie Dolls!

    So if the girls have stripped or massaged the MOTU, that all was HIS doing!

  7. MOTU
    April 18, 2009 - 9:35 pm

    S U R E they were Barbie Dolls Russ…sure they were. I mean all 6 foot 2 Black guys from the hood collect Barbie dolls…

    That’s what we tell the FBI…Barbie Dolls…yeah that’s the ticket.

    HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHHHHEEEEE…evil laugh

  8. llwms
    June 5, 2009 - 3:52 am

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