Body and Soul, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise
August 1, 2009 Martha Thomases 12 Comments
Someone smarter than I am once said, “Free your ass, and your mind will follow.” It’s a reassuring thought, especially on a week when I’m experiencing maximum jet lag and Comic-Con withdrawal.
(By the way, here’s my suggestion for making San Diego more enjoyable: give out tickets for the panels, and empty the rooms between events. Everyone who buys a membership gets five tickets for each day they attend. Press gets panel tickets through the appropriate publicists. Exhibitors and other guests get a certain number of panel tickets from the Con when they pay for their booths. If you want to see more than five, you can pay a nominal sum (perhaps a dollar each) that will be donated to a charity, like the CBLDF or the San Diego public library. Your ticket guarantees you a seat at the specific event your asked for, and I think this can all be done with bar codes. True, the movie studios won’t get their great publicity shots of people camping out to see Twilight or Avatar, but the fans will get treated with respect, and have more time to see more show if they aren’t on line outside Hall H all day.)
I took the red-eye home from Los Angeles, where I was visiting my son, the genius. In my youth, I loved the red-eye. It saved me a night in a hotel, and I’d arrive back in New York to see a beautiful sunrise. This time, I couldn’t sleep, my seat wouldn’t tilt back at all, and it felt like something of an endurance test. The sunrise was still beautiful, but I needed sleep.
While I wasn’t sleeping, I thought a lot about my various tiny aches and pains, my discomfort, and what this meant, exactly. When my leg itched, why did I consider that to be a bad feeling? Why did scratching feel good? What did I mean by “good” and “bad” when I was talking about physical sensations? Why are these things evaluated and judged?
Before I get too far into semantics, and we go on to discuss what the definition of “is” is, let’s consider what is specifically human and what is more generally mammal. I’ve seen my cat scratch her ear, therefore deciding that scratching felt better than itching, even without a a developed frontal lobe. She seeks out the sun for a warm place to sleep in the winter, and stays in the dark in the heat of summer. She doesn’t like some flavors of cat food, no matter how much other cats may scamper towards them.
Humans have all sorts of weird preferences, too, little things that make us different from one another, or even from ourselves. When I was a child, I didn’t like eggplant; now I love it. My cousin hated mushrooms, one of my favorite foods. I have a friend who freaks out just from the smell of melon, and to me it evokes summer sensuality.
Do we experience these things the same way, but have different opinions, or do we have different sense receptors from each other? If the melon in my mouth tasted the same as the melon in my friend’s mouth, would she like it? Was she traumatized by a honeydew in her youth?
As humans, we all enjoy five senses. Every culture discovered thus far has had some kind of music and dance, using sound and motion to create feelings that we must think are pleasurable or we wouldn’t keep seeking after them. All society’s define family, at least in part, by the sharing of food. All parents to whom I’ve talked love the smell of their babies’ heads. Is there a single definition of pleasure, or do we each find our own? If it’s the latter, how do we each know what others mean?
At Comic-Con, it was easy to see the different kinds of people selecting their different choices for a pleasurable experience, and going tribal about it. I didn’t go to any of the movie panels, but I heard lots of people who were excited to see Robert Downey, Jr. or Kristen Bell. The word about Marvel publishing Miracle Man swept through the main hall as quickly as if communicated with smoke signals or Morse code. By Sunday, some folks were carrying around hand-written signs saying, “Twilight killed Comic-Con.”
(For the record, I don’t think Twilight killed Comic-Con. It brought in a bunch of young girls, and that freaks out some of the old fanboys, perhaps. What’s killing Comic-Con is the distaste the studios feel for their audience, which they show by making them stand in line like cattle preparing for slaughter. Hence, my suggestion above.)
Comic-Con attracted attendees there for the comics, the television, the web series, the movies, the cartoons and the overlaps of all these things. We were a nation of different tribes, each and every one seeking out their personal pleasures. It’s an oddly cerebral kind of joy to share with strangers.
With luck, a work of popular art will free your mind. A great work will free your ass. Here’s hoping there’s more music at Comic-Con next year.
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Media Goddess Martha Thomases had her best celebrity sightings at The Black Panel, but that’s always the case.
Russ Rogers
August 1, 2009 - 2:00 am
George Clinton and Funkadelic, “Free your mind and your ass will follow.” Later this was tamed and tailored a bit by En Vogue as “Free your mind and the rest will follow.” Oh well. George Clinton is a genius. A musical pioneer. But I wouldn’t call him smarter than you, Martha. You’re so smart, even your disguise is brilliant!
Martha Thomases
August 1, 2009 - 5:54 am
@Russ: There were club mixes of those songs with the lyrics changed to what I alluded to above. Not that I was ever a club kid. My hairdresser would play them.
Howard Cruse
August 1, 2009 - 5:55 am
Why is manipulating or “worrying” sore and inflamed flesh sometimes sinfully pleasurable? Like when my “baby teeth” were coming out and I would have a tooth that was still embedded in my gum but was loose enough that it could be shoved this way and that with my tongue. I would sit in grammar school looking innocent and attentive while pushing a tooth sideways to its limit, sometimes allowing its white tip to protrude slightly from between my lips. Every added bit of pressure on the very sore gum would send a lighting bolt of gratification directly to my brain’s pleasure center. Was I wrong? Would Jesus have disapproved? Did Jesus’s baby teeth come out in pleasurable ways?
I’m just asking…
John Tebbel
August 1, 2009 - 5:59 am
You’re right to ask. Itching is a non-trivial problem in the physiology game, wherein systems work backwards, except when they don’t. Rest assured, with neither itch not scratch, that researchers are working on it even as I keyboard.
Vinnie Bartilucci
August 1, 2009 - 7:57 am
Considering that tickets to Comic-Con alone are fetching outlandish prices on ebay, tickets to panels (especially the hot ones) would likely spark outright scalping haggle sessions outside the rooms. In a world where everything can be turned to a profit as long as the right sucker comes along, this would throw gasoline on the fire.
Tickets to panels could be an idea – connecting them to the membership badge by barcode is a nice idea and might reduce potential piracy. But you’d pretty much have to select what panels they’re for ahead of time and reserve a spot, or you’d still have to race to get there. Also, you’d STILL have the camp-out sessions for the folks who want to sit in front.
Add in the extra time it’d take to check and process those tickets before each (major) panel, and you’d need almost an hour between panels. Processes like this are done for all sorts of sales meetings now, so the technology does exist. Burt they’re not dealing with THOUSANDS of people trying to cram into a room, the extra excitement of celebrity, etc etc etc. I’m amazed there hasn’t been an injury yet.
The NY Con has a process something like your suggestion, where they hand out tickets to the autograph sessions to the hot artists (and cause a stampede as the door open) and they actually charged a separate fee for a couple of hot panels.
I’ll warrant that next year, much like the PS3 and Jonas Brothers tickets, there will be a great number of people buying Comic-Con tickets SOLELY to turn them around on ebay. And until the con gets a larger location where limiting attendance will be an issue, it will just get worse.
Russ Rogers
August 1, 2009 - 8:39 am
@Martha: I wasn’t trying to correct you as much as compliment you. I briefly had a roommate who was George Clinton’s hairdresser! She said he did so many drugs that a chemical smell constantly came through his skin. And you are far smarter than that.
Martha Thomases
August 1, 2009 - 1:38 pm
@Howard. Yes, I like that too. I also liked it when I ate something salty, and that made it sting even more.
@Vinnie: The Comic-Con badges already have bar codes on them, so it shouldn’t be that much more difficult to include the panels. However, the schedules would have to be set when the badges went on sale, or there would have to be a system so people could choose their panels online.
I don’t see why it should take an entire hour to clear the rooms between panels. My local movie-theater can turn this around in half an hour, and they have to clean up pop-corn.
There might be extra costs involved with my system, but it seems to me that with so much Hollywood money riding on the event, the studios could pick up the tab.
Mike Gold
August 1, 2009 - 1:49 pm
Russ: George Clinton’s hairdresser needed to have a roommate? Damn, for all that work, he/she should make enough for a mansion and chauffeur!
Martha was talking about the black panel — you know, Reggie Hudlin did Cosmic Slop, the Tales From The Crypt like anthology movie that starred Clinton as the host. Great time for all.
pennie
August 1, 2009 - 2:53 pm
@Martha: “As humans, we all enjoy five senses…Is there a single definition of pleasure, or do we each find our own? If it’s the latter, how do we each know what others mean?”
Awesome column.
Not at all qualified to muse about Comic-Con issues, your quote above gets to the heart of a matter I spent hours contemplating. AFAICT, there are as many definitions of pleasure as there were people at Comic-con–and then some. I’m of the belief that we each reach our own definitions and they can be mutable over time. Some definitions are narrow while others more expansive. And who among us can really state we truly know about those of others so completely? We may know parts–but the complete picture…?
Vinnie Bartilucci
August 1, 2009 - 3:05 pm
Not to mention that Kyle Baker wrote one of the segments of Cosmic Slop. A VERY good piece of work, one I wouldn’t mind seeing again.
John Tebbel
August 2, 2009 - 7:02 am
At most “real world” conventions no one is left out. Popular panels are streamed to remote locations in real time and each and every panel is available as an audio or AV recording. We deserve no less. On the other hand, CC thrives as an outlier, meta event, immune to market, sanity, reason.
Russ Rogers
August 2, 2009 - 9:38 am
@Mike Gold,there is rarely a direct link between effort and reward.
This was almost 20 years ago. My roommate worked for a place in Uptown Minneapolis called “The Hair Police,” that has a connection with the music scene. http://www.hairpolice.com/ And their services aren’t cheap.
And I will have to find “Cosmic Slop.”