traight, o aser, by Mic hael D vis
November 27, 2009 Michael Davis 6 Comments
I mes up.
The holi day threw e ff and for some rea son (tequila) I th ought (tequila) that I ha d an other day (tequila) until Fri(tequila)day.
IO gots a little (tequila) tipsy (FFFFFFFFF UP!) ass light, eh last site, shit. Wjefe the hell is the spell chck on thos hac??
Found zit!
I good to Ho now!
So today I wat to rite about the evols, shit, the weevils, shit..
The evils of drinking!
…so that’s way I went to her mouth, shit, that’s why I went to her HOUSE!
(tequila) dcel;b1/v` u vcgkhv ghvk k` h lh` vgdlfchhbv ll1v lh `vlhv1g
(tequila)
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Done.
Reg
November 27, 2009 - 2:27 pm
I’ll drink to that!!
Lemonade, that is.
MOTU
November 27, 2009 - 3:30 pm
I lovvvvve lemnj eh, lemona,…what you said
Martha Thomases
November 27, 2009 - 4:23 pm
Please don’t talk so loud. My head hurts from all the thankfulness yesterday.
Mike Gold
November 27, 2009 - 5:17 pm
Funny how you can still spell tequila.
I’ve been thinking of you all day because I’ve got a taste for bacon. Unfortunately, I had previously decided to meet a couple of friends for lunch at Katz’s Deli on the Lower East Side. That turned out to be an unfortunate strategic error, bacon-wise.
Martha — great line. Your best ever. And that says a lot.
Marc Alan Fishman
November 28, 2009 - 2:21 pm
Kathy is on the floor from laugh(tequila)ter. I thought it was JUST cherry coke for you sir. And shame Mike. Bacon belongs wrapped around shellfish… the kosher-delight.
Sober up MOTU.
MOTU
November 30, 2009 - 4:09 pm
I still LOVE Cherry Coke!!!!
…in my tequila