Say it ain’t so Joe…you pussy, by Michael Davis – Straight No Chaser #145
December 18, 2009 Michael Davis 9 Comments
My last two weeks of Straight No Chaser have been about Tiger Woods. This from me, this doom and gloom during Christmas my absolute favorite time of the year. This time of year I’m usually so high on life that if the cops stopped me in my car, I’d be arrested for driving under the influence of LOVE.
But no…
Last night a friend sent me this:
Why focus on Tiger? He screwed like, a dozen women. Joe Lieberman just fucked 300,000,000 people, hard.
So, so true.
Because of that P U S S Y Joe Lieberman I’m so mad I still can’t enjoy the season. I swear if I was Jewish I’d do everything I could to un-Jew Lieberman. No idea what that means or if it could be done but I’d try.
I HATE that man with such a passion I’m hesitant to write it.
I will say this, I hope he gets sick in a poor neighborhood with no ID and no insurance card and he’s unable to talk so he can’t make a call. See how the fuck he likes being warehoused in a disgusting city run hospital until he is stable then DUMPED on the fucking street because he has no insurance.
That happens every day in America’s cities.
Every day.
FUCK JOE LIEBERMAN and the dick he rode in sucking.
Martha Thomases
December 18, 2009 - 7:23 am
Calling Joe Lieberman a pussy is an insult to everyone who has one.
Mike Gold
December 18, 2009 - 7:30 am
Martha — Not necessarily. Our cat hates Lieberman, too. And HE’S got health care.
Doug Abramson
December 18, 2009 - 8:04 am
Lieberman is a putz. Reid is a pussy for not slapping the S.O.B. down when he got out of line. You would think that a man as religious as Lieberman says he is would realize that he has some one more powerful to answer to than the insurance companies that own him and his integrity.
Martha Thomases
December 18, 2009 - 9:59 am
I highly recommend this: http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/al-franken-ruins-senate-for-john-mccain
John Tebbel
December 18, 2009 - 10:33 am
The Man from A.E.T.N.A. Assholes Enjoying Tyrrany, Not Americanism. That’s what I got right away. Might be better stuff in there. Thrush was right.
Mike Gold
December 18, 2009 - 11:26 am
Doug — Not to defend Reid, and I’m not, but Lieberman’s strongest supporter in the Democratic Party, the man who really calls the shots and the man who actively supported his last bid for the Senate, is Barack Obama.
I’m really beginning to worry about that guy.
Marc Alan Fishman
December 18, 2009 - 12:04 pm
@ Everyone. I just put it in the notes for next week’s big jew meeting. We’ll be de-jewing Lieberman as soon as possible. His new name will be Joey Tini Putz.
MOTU
December 18, 2009 - 2:34 pm
Doug,
Your points are well made and very true.
I’m just sick to think about how HAPPY I was that Lieberman was on the Presidential ticket a few years ago and I VOTED for him. T H E N he joins with the GOP and endorses McCain. I admit for a republican I kinda liked McCain but Lieberman said that Palin had more experience than Obama.
They must not do drug tests in the Senate.
Doug Abramson
December 18, 2009 - 8:57 pm
Mr.Gold,
The President doesn’t get a pass from me for supporting Lieberman, but he isn’t in charge of the Senate. Since Reid, in theory, is in charge I feel that he needs to grow a pair. Leadership in the Congress has to know when to deal with difficult members. If that means ticking off the White House, so be it. That is why it is called leadership. If Harry can’t provide that once in a while, he needs to step aside.