Another Michael Davis Rant, by Michael Davis – Straight No Chaser #179

August 5, 2010 Michael Davis 19 Comments

Members of the Tea Party are assholes, blah, blah, blah. The GOP is bad, blah, blah, blah. Asian girls are hot, blah, blah, blah. Some black people don’t like me, blah,blah,blah. I think gay people should have every right to marry, blah, blah, blah. I’m loud, blah,blah, blah. I will put a bullet into any mother fucker who breaks into my house, blah, blah, blah. Russ Rogers helped me cope with a serious issue, blah,blah, blah.

Tatiana and Jasmine drive me fucking nuts but if anyone messes with them I will put my foot up their ass, blah, blah, blah. Denys Cowan is my best friend, blah, blah, blah. I’d take a bullet for Mike Gold, blah,blah, blah.  DC comics does the best books in the industry, blah, blah, blah. I know a LOT of smart people Whitney Farmer is one of the smartest, blah, blah, blah. Jean has no idea how special she is, blah, blah, blah. June is my heart, blah, blah, blah. I know good people, blah, blah, blah. The Point is one of the best podcast on the net, blah, blah, blah.

I’m a badass mother fucker and fuck you and your family if, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!

Yeah, I’m so fucking bad I can write, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and women STILL LOVE ME!

Jean, I’m blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, years old.

Never drink before you, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!

Where’s my mother fucking blah, blah, blah Pulitzer???

This shit is blah, blah, blah genius!!!!