Sookie Stackhouse is a Cock Tease! By Felix Serrano – Robot Dialog #1

September 14, 2010 Felix Serrano 0 Comments

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia –
Cock tease (sometimes cock-tease or cocktease) is derisive sexual slang used to describe a woman who acts in a sexual manner to seduce men without actually fulfilling the sexual actions. The term has been in use in Great Britain and the United States since the 1800s. More recently, it has also been used to describe a man behaving in a similar manner, especially a straight man deemed by a gay man to be behaving flirtatiously towards him with no intention of going any further.

The phrase is also used metaphorically, as an allusion to any similarly frustrating teasing done by someone else irrespective of whether it is sexual or not.

I had to get that off my chest. I watched the season finale of True Blood last night and was once again left sitting there watching the clock (not cock)… pissed. I knew resolutions to story lines were nowhere in sight, but yet, I was glued there with my wife, to the very end. Then just as expected, it ended like an issue of one of Chris Claremont’s now classic X-men books.

No liquid explosion resolve for me. Just a howling “FUCK!” as the credits rolled.

The show as a whole is a cocktease, and I guess that’s why I love it, but enough of that.

I’d like to introduce myself. My name is Felix Serrano and I color comics. I try to stay in the lines and avoid using ugly colors. Over the years I’ve worn many hats as an artist whether it was sitting in a closet drawing trees for another tyrannical artist or being lead storybook artist on kids shows like Dora the Explorer and Blues Room. I currently color a few titles for TopCow Productions including The Darkness: Four Horsemen and the upcoming miniseries Sunset.

While working I tend to rant on any given topic of the day and have a bad habit of scouring the Interwebs for movie previews or obscurities that are hilarious, nostalgic or just fascinating. I’ll try to bring those along with worthy comics and the occasional video game here so we can shoot the shit about them or just gawk at Megan Fox’s Toe thumb.

Thanks to MOTU and the MDW community for bringing me into the fold and spew my mental diarrhea as a contributor. Please wipe front to back and don’t forget to flush.

One last thing… why won’t they kill off that black chick in True Blood!?!?

-Laterz