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Let Me Entertain You, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise

January 15, 2011 Martha Thomases 5 Comments

Rotten week, anyone?  The news on the television is awful.  The news on my telephone is awful.

I need Superman.

Since I was five years old, no matter how terrible things get, I’ve been able to pull out a Superman comic and, for 20 minutes or so, imagine what it must be like to fly and beat up bad guys.

Cheap, escapist entertainment is a wonderful thing.

Art is good, too.  I like art.  Once, when I was at a convention in Chicago, I was right on the edge of having an anxiety attack.  I went to the museum and looked at the Cornell boxes and felt better immediately.  I have no idea why those particular pieces were so profoundly soothing at that time, but I’m glad that they were.

Conversation, especially with people different from me, is very entertaining.  This week, for example, I was quite diverted with my arguments with R. Maheras over Mike’s column. Thanks, Russ.  I hope it was good for you.

But for now, I mostly want to celebrate cheap escapism, in whatever form.  Superhero comics do it for me.  I also enjoy the occasional vampire book, and, from my Dad, I inherited a love of police procedurals.  Stupid comedies like Get Crazy or Meatballs or Taking Off <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067820/>.

Other people find respite in stuff that doesn’t do it for me, like slasher movies or porn or romance novels.  While those things are not my taste, I am happy they exist so that other people can use them for escape.

Now, excuse me.  Booster Gold is waiting.

Media Goddess Martha Thomases went to see True Grit this week, and thinks nobody does snow like the Coen Brothers.

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  1. Reg
    January 15, 2011 - 11:47 am

    For me, it popping in ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World’ and laughing my way out of the dumps. I highly recommend this prescription.

  2. MOTU
    January 15, 2011 - 5:14 pm

    For me it’s reading all night while eating something my doctor told me not to.

    and Asian porn,

  3. Mike Gold
    January 15, 2011 - 5:30 pm

    I’ll meet your Get Crazy and Mad x4 World, and add the semi-Firesign Theater movie (well, Proctor and Bergman at least) J-Men Forever. They take a shitload of 1940s Republic superhero serials like Captain Marvel, Captain America, King of the Rocketmen, and Spy Smasher, they edit it into something, do a What’s Up Tiger Lily number to the dialog (or Fractured Flickers, if your ancient), film a few original segments, and you’ve got 75 extremely funny minutes. I mean, shit-your-pants funny. Yes, I’ve seen it straight.

    The characters are renamed Lightning Bug, The Caped Madman (shouting “Sh-boom”), Rocket Jock, Spy Swatter, Admiral Balzy, J. Eager Believer and Billy Batchit. J-Men Forever contains at least three of my favorite lines:

    “Look at me. Now look at your tits. Now look at me.”

    “OK, slap your head and get out of here.”

    and my all-time favorite line not uttered in either Casablanca or Blazing Saddles:

    “This music could get me pregnant!”

  4. Reg
    January 16, 2011 - 7:48 pm

    Sorry for using your space to break in Martha…but the post to Marc’s column is not taking for some reason (3 times) and I just HAD to give him props for bringing back to mind one of my all time fave comics from days long ago…

    Great column, Marc! And thanks for that trip down memory lane!! The T.H.U.N.D.E.R. Agents were among my top three comics back in the day. The Dynamo belt was as iconic to me as Thor’s Hammer.

    I will definitely give this run a shot.

  5. Whitney
    January 19, 2011 - 8:59 pm

    To cheer me up?

    Must give props to..

    Classic Bugs Bunny! “…come into my shop. Let me cut your mop. Daintily. Daintily…” Rabbit of Seville.

    And, are you sure you DON’T like bodice-ripping romance novels? Counter-point:

    “…she cursed him breathlessly as her bosom heaved, “You half-witted son of a fish monger!” He gripped her mercillously as his manhood throbbed…”

    What’s not to like?

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