What The Fuck?, by Michael Davis – Straight, No Chaser #202

January 21, 2011 Michael Davis 9 Comments

You all have Mike Gold to thank for this weeks rant.

On the issue of Abortion Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA) said of President Obama,  “I find it almost remarkable for a black man to say, ‘we’re going to decide who are people and who are not people.”

WHAT

THE

FUCK?

Did that motherfucker just invoke slavery and our BLACK President as an example to make his point about a woman’s right to choose?

I feel an open letter is in order.

Dear Dick,

Yes, I’m aware you spell your name with an R.

Dick,

The President of The United States Of America, the leader of the free world is an African American. Easy there Dick, you almost fell over!

If the President was Jewish (I’ll give you a moment to stand back up) would you say; “I find it almost remarkable for a Jew to say, ‘we’re going to decide who are people and who are not people.”

If the President was (watch your head) Gay, would you say; “I find it almost remarkable for a Gay man to say, ‘we’re going to decide who are people and who are not people.”

If the President was handicapped (why don’t you just stay seated because you are really going to hurt yourself) would you say; “I find it almost remarkable for a handicapped man to say, ‘we’re going to decide who are people and who are not people.”

I could go on but I fear giving you a stroke from the sheer thought of any of the above being true.

You know what I find remarkable Dick?

I find it remarkable that ‘the party of Lincoln’ has become the party of Dicks. It’s because of GOP members like you, Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin I’m glad the world is ending in 2012.

Yes, it’s Obama’s fault.