Lost in the Flood, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise
May 14, 2011 Martha Thomases 6 Comments
Usually when the network news leads with a story about the weather, I breathe a sigh of relief. If there is a hurricane in Mexico or a tornado in Kansas, then millions of people aren’t being killed in a war. Or at least not Americans.
This is different.
It is impossible to watch the flooding in Memphis and other cities on the Mississippi river without being moved. People who lived far away from the river banks still had their homes and lives destroyed. Even ludicrous media coverage doesn’t convey how different it is this time.
It’s like Japan and the tsunami, only without the earthquake and the nuclear disaster.
Let me be clear. This is a tragedy. It’s a completely random event that no one could anticipate happening on this scale.
And yet …
I can’t help but notice that these natural disasters occur in areas that, for the most part, vote Republican. In the most recent elections, according to our pundit class, these people are saying that they want to reduce the size of government. They don’t want to pay for any socialist programs.
I bet they want the government to help them now.
I’m not blaming them. I’d want it, too. And, as a New Yorker, I pay for it with my taxes. Many states that routinely vote Democratic, like New York, send far more money to the federal government than they get back. Ironically, Red states, like Mississippi, get far more in federal aid than they pay in.
I know that, in order to have help when the unimaginable happens, one has to imagine it and also pay for it. If FEMA has a surplus this year, one doesn’t cut the budget next year, because there may be more natural disasters next year. One thanks whatever supernatural power one prays to, takes the surplus and puts it in a reserve fund.
This is what we call “saving for a rainy day.”
Does this invite corruption? Sure, as does anything that involves humans. However, it’s better than letting people drown, or lose their homes.
Does this help have to be federal? Does the government have to be involved at all? Can’t we take care of our neighbors ourselves? I admire people who give to charity and work to improve their communities. However, the federal government has resources and capabilities that allow efficiencies that individuals, state and local governments, and non-profits (including massive ones, like the Red Cross) just don’t have. You can complain about using the work “efficiency” when talking about the federal government, but try finding an Army Corps of Engineers anyplace else.
And by the way, none of this will ever make a profit. There’s no point in assigning someone to head this whose only achievement is raising a stock price.
People of good will can reasonably disagree about how much government we want or need. However, we shouldn’t forget that some things are more valuable than money, and among these things are our homes, neighborhoods and neighbors.
Martha Thomases, Media Goddess, lives on the seventh floor of her building and hopes that the Hudson never floods that high.
Mike Gold
May 14, 2011 - 2:11 pm
Yes, Martha, I think you’ve definitively shown us that god hates Republicans and Christians, and I’m fine with that. Those tornados in Kansas that you prefer to Americans in combat? Well, Kansas was the only state to actually BAN the teaching of evolution (“On August 11, 1999, by a 6–4 vote the Kansas State Board of Education changed their science education standards to remove any mention of “biological macroevolution, the age of the Earth, or the origin and early development of the Universe”, so that evolutionary theory no longer appeared in state-wide standardized tests and “it was left to the 305 local school districts in Kansas whether or not to teach it.” – Wiki).
I used to go to Kansas roughly every year on a barbecue pilgrimage, a holy event to me. I haven’t been there since, oh, 1999. Go figure. Saner heads since repealed that law, although the zealot idiots who mock Scientology and condemn voodoo yet affirm creationism still get to talk about that bullshit in public school as though it has any potential basis in fact whatsoever. So I haven’t returned to Kansas; they can live without THIS heathen’s money.
As for your living on the 7th floor of a building near the Hudson, I’m thinking that will be a great place to be when any one of the seven serious fault lines in Manhattan has its inevitable orgasm. In fact, there’s one that goes right by your place, right along the southwestern slope of the island, roughly cutting from the Hudson Tunnel to South Ferry. That’s less than a mile from your place, isn’t it? I mean, as the crow flies… and flies really fucking fast.
Jeez. You know, maybe the Raelians weren’t so crazy after all.
Martha Thomases
May 14, 2011 - 2:32 pm
@Mike: It’s not that I prefer that people from Kansas to die from tornadoes rather than Americans in combat, but rather that one or those is easier to control. We don’t HAVE to go to war. We can stop. There’s probably a way to stop tornadoes, but we haven’t figured it out yet.
And we won’t, as long as schools aren’t allowed to teach real science.
Mike Gold
May 14, 2011 - 4:21 pm
We don’t have to go to war? Well, sometimes people do. Not anytime lately, but sometimes. But I’m all in favor of only sending red states people to war. Then we’ll see how long it takes for there to be no more red states. I give it… two, maybe four years.
Teach science? Screw that. It’s all theory. I’m sending my kids to Communist Martyrs High.
pennie
May 15, 2011 - 5:09 am
So many natural disasters…so much time…
Martha, elsewhere you noted that some things never change while others do. In days of yore–ancient and biblical times the Dark Ages–it was pretty common for most to attribute these natural disasters to whatever deity the local populace subscribed.
My, how things haven’t changed. God hates THEM. Don’t care for a political, sexual, religious stance? When some unfortunate event strikes, obviously, it’s due to heavenly rejection of the populace residing there.
Many of this country’s founders attributed their successes to their God’s benevolence favoring them. They were the Elect. They would surely be granted immediate entry to the pearlies up there.
The rest of us Preterites? Not so much.Outcasts. Devil spawn doomed to eternal hellfire. And when there were unfortunate natural and unnatural disasters, the reasons were simple–God hates “us.”
Look at the so-called “Rev” Fred (Flintstone) Phelps church with his “God Hates Fags” crusade. Yeah, he’s the one who attends the funerals of servicemen and servicewomen killed in the line of duty in Iraq, Afghanistan and elsewhere. He proudly proclaims their deaths have a natural correlation to
the moral decay in America. That very same Puritan world view. The more things change…
He’s also the one who applauded Katrina. Put it all over the place that his excited glee was due to God’s wrath at the virtual replica of Sodom and Gomorrah that New Orleans has always been. God is pissed at all those faggots, queens and queers–not to mention the darkies, mixed-racial mongrels, musical homos, fairy artists and degenerate gamblers embedded in that city’s rich fabric since its founding in 1700.
As a gambling girl with other attributes that I believe qualify me for Phelps’ Hellish Hall of Fame, I would stake my abode, Martha’s apartment and Mike’s house that this miscreant and his flock are doing some sort of ritualistic happy dance about the latest Mississippi River flooding.
Mike, I have boycotted Kansas long before the evolutionary ruling. Whenever opportunity arises to go on a cross-country adventure, I drive a wide swath around this place. I don’t attribute heavenly rejection to my choice. I think there’s a long, sad history of astoundingly poor choices by human beings who call this state home.
Yeah, they have great barbeque. My pilgrimages to Charlie Parker and Lester Young’s chopping stages notwithstanding, there’s a whole lot of fucked up shit there. I feel your pain.
Mike Gold
May 15, 2011 - 7:36 am
Pennie, I take exception to your demeaning Fred Flintstone so horribly. Not that I’m much of a fan of the show — outside of Betty Rubble, it’s pretty worthless, and when Wilma gave birth to Pebbles my ex-wife ran out of the room screaming in horror (and that was a rerun). I understand the spirit in which you meant the reference, but, damn, it’s Fred fucking Flintstone!
I did a Weird Scenes last week about the nut jobs who have purchased those 3,200 billboards across the world proclaiming the end of everything next Saturday. Actually, I support them. If all those nutjobs left the planet this world would be a far better place, and they’d be doing us a favor by doing their part to lessen overpopulation and lower gas prices. They’d free up a few cable teevee channels too. So it’s a win-win.
Yeah, Phelps would LOVE you. He’d get six months of material outta your life. I can offer you no higher respect.
Did you see Chaz Bono on Letterman last week? I think he did a great job explaining trans-gender to an audience that doesn’t understand the topic, particularly his comments about the differences and the similarities between the trans-gender community and the gay/lesbian community. That’s a tough gig, and I respect him for it.
pennie
May 15, 2011 - 7:48 am
Mike,
My regrets about associating Fred with Phelps. J
There’s a whole lot of chatter about Chaz in some rooms–for obvious reasons. Famous child from birth to present day. Controversial coming out in the 90’s. Now the transition to a different outer form. He is getting a lot of deserved props and may be the face that is a game-changer.
There is a movie that is currently showing on Oprah’s channel–OWN–“Becoming Chaz.” It too is getting a lot “ink.”
As with these controversial subjects, there is also some dissent. Here is a link at the Daily Kos to one that bears reading:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/05/14/976062/-Trans-Framing,-or-why-Chaz-Bono-doesnt-speak-for-me?via=user