Monarchs and Prophets… By Whitney Farmer – Un Pop Culture
May 20, 2011 Whitney Farmer 24 Comments
Whitney runs a rock music venue on the beach in L.A.. She has an M.B.A, and is doing spring cleaning.
I’ve always felt at home with the Irish, but haven’t known what to do with Iranians. This precursor to prejudice has been nicely reinforced as news reports continue to show that crossing paths with the regime of Ahmadinejad is tantamount to crossing swords. To my surprise, I learned while researching the visit of Queen Elizabeth II to Ireland that both these nations – Éireann and Iran – are branches from the same family tree.
For the first time since Irish Independence and the establishment of the Irish Republic in January 1922, a British monarch has set foot, eye, ear, and breath on the shores of the Isle of Destiny. Though some tried to kill to prevent this healing, the water has been crossed by an unexpected bridge. It hasn’t been the first time, however, that a breach has been mended between two tribes with the same blood.
The prophet Jeremiah left Jerusalem as it fell under the strength of King Nebuchadnezzar in B.C. 587. Profane history or legends state that the stone or ‘pillow’ that Jacob had rested on after wrestling an angel for his blessing from God traveled with the diaspora. Jeremiah was accompanied in his exile into Egypt by his loyal scribe Baruch and the two daughters of King Zedekiah of the Southern Tribes of Judah. These daughters, Terai (or Tephi) and Scotia, carried with them the right of succession of the bloodline of David. This destiny had escaped the Babylonian leaders who had not understood that this could be granted to the female heirs of this royal line. Nebuchadnezzar had mistakenly believed that he had ended this dynasty as he ordered the sons of King Zedekiah killed before that deposed king’s eyes, then ordering him blinded so that his last remembered vision was the death and end of his seed.
As was appropriate for royal protocol, Terai and Scotia were adopted by Pharaoh as they arrived as refugees in Egypt. After this time, Jeremiah and the daughters disappeared into history. It has been assumed by some scholars that they lived out their lives in exile and obscurity, but there is no authentic record of their deaths. The history of Ireland and Scotland tell of another end.
Irish legends state that somewhere between B.C. 582 and 563, a white haired prophet named Oolam Fodlha with a companion named Berach was said to have arrived in the region of Ulster. Two sisters traveled with them who were said to be daughters of the pharaoh of Egypt. One, Tamar Terai, married the king of their new land. He was a descendent of the Scythians – descendants of the tribe of Dan who settled in what would become modern day Iran. The Scythians had migrated far to that island kingdom and had been rulers there for generations. Terai became Queen, crowned in a ceremony that incorporated a stone that white haired prophet’s strange group had brought from Pharaoh’s kingdom. One of the lands that she now ruled became named after her younger sister: Scotia. The island which was the seat of authority came to be known after her name: Tara. In fiction, Scarlet O’Hara’s Irish immigrant father would name his plantation after this Irish soil in “Gone with the Wind.”
The red banded Hand of Zerah, the Harp of David, the Lion of Judah, and the Star of David that are all used as symbols in Irish and British heraldry come from these stories, or legends. If true, the marriage of Terai of the tribe of Judah to Eochaidh King of Ireland – descendent of the Scythian tribe of Dan of the lost northern tribes of Israel – reunited the two branches of Jacob. This would have been a fulfillment of prophecy.
In the midst of these words that might be accounts but could be legends and might be myths, there is a stumbling block that defies explanation and incites conflict. A stumbling block, or a stone. The Stone of Scone, to be specific.
The Stone of Scone sits under the throne of a monarch in Westminster Abbey as they are crowned. This same Stone was originally captured by King Edward I, Longshanks of ‘Braveheart’ infamy, from Scotland. The Gaelic king Fergus had brought it from the kingdom of Tara as he colonized the land that would become known as Scotia. Edward Longshanks used the coronation ceremony including the Stone as a symbol of subjugation under the English crown. Elizabeth II was crowned while enthroned over it. She – as all English monarchs beginning with Longshanks – symbolically desecrated the symbol of Irish self-rule on her first day on the job. The Stone wasn’t returned peacefully to Scotland till 1996. As an icon, its symbolic power is astonishing. If the words and legends and myths surrounding it are true, it had been the pillow of Jacob as he was blessed by God, carried by the hands of the prophet Jeremiah to an unknown land where the bloodlines of the tribes of Israel and Judah would be reunited in a royal marriage. On such stones are the foundations of wars built…
But now Elizabeth, old and ruler only as a symbol, has traveled in danger to a land that could hate her. She has done something as a symbol which has shown how powerful a symbol can be: She has been humble and been a peacemaker on behalf of a people that she represents. The Bloody Sunday of January 30 1972 (the second in Irish history), sung of by U2, happened under her watch. As the British monarch, she lowered her head at the memorial of Irish resistance to imperialism. It was impressive and healing.
Liz has given me what a monarch should: an example of how I should act. She confronted threats and prejudice and did what was right without being forced. She is choosing to be a peacemaker, and is showing it’s never too late to try. In learning of the tribal tie between Éireann and Iran, I remembered a shopkeeper in Koreatown. He was from Iran, and he would always greet me with, “Hello, my dear.” One New Year’s Eve, there was a power outage near Wilshire and Western where I lived. All the streets were pitch black, except for one solitary door. The shopkeeper had lit a candle to help guide people in. I came in safely and got what I needed to make oyster stew. The shopkeeper and I started the new year out right together.
Quote of the Blog, from ‘Sunday Bloody Sunday’, lyrics by U2:”The trench is dug within our hearts…”
Doug Abramson
May 20, 2011 - 10:48 am
Whitney,
I agree with you 100% about the Queen. She showed true leadership and humility. As for the rest, it has always amazed me that a people who were among the first to possess the secret of distilled spirits have such complex mythology about them selves. 🙂
Mike Gold
May 20, 2011 - 11:12 am
Great piece, Whitney.
But I had a REAL hard time getting past that hat.
Moriarty
May 20, 2011 - 4:54 pm
Whitney,
I always feel a little smarter after reading one of your blogs. And a little dumber too.
I’ve never heard of the Irish/Iranian connection. My wife is Irish/Mexican which means she can whip up a mean chili verde and knows how to dance without spilling her drink.
Jonathan (the other one)
May 20, 2011 - 5:41 pm
Interestingly, Scotland is named for the Scotia because during the latter days of the Romans, the Scotia were a tribe of Irish pirates. When the Picts (whatever name they called themselves is lost to history) sought aid in driving the Romans from their land, the Scotia offered to side with them – if they were given a grant of Pict land. This was granted eagerly.
Fast-forward a few generations, to when Kenneth MacAlpin, eldest son of the Scotia leader Alpin MacAlpin, wed the daughter of the Pict High King. This title always passed to the husband of the High King’s eldest daughter, in a rather odd combination of patriarchy and matriarchy; this meant that Kenneth was now in line for the throne. He invited all other heirs to the throne to a grand feast, at the height of which he sealed the doors and windows and set fire to the feasting-hall, an event known to history as MacAlpin’s Treachery. From that day forward, the Scotia ruled the lands north of Hadrian’s Wall; over time, the land became known as Scotland.
The connection to the Scythians seems likely, as most of the references I’ve been able to find to the history of the bagpipes note their similarity to a device used by the Scythians to make a noise designed to frighten the horses of their enemies, and propose that the bagpipes may in fact be descended from that Scythian device.
Reg
May 20, 2011 - 7:57 pm
Whitney…You never cease to amaze. To quote our English brethren.
“BRILLIANT!”
Whitney
May 20, 2011 - 8:15 pm
Doug Abramson –
In reading your comment, I’m now wondering to myself why liquor is called ‘spirits’…Another research rabbit hole that I plan on jumping into.
Whitney
May 20, 2011 - 8:17 pm
Mike, the Golden Boy –
It’s called a ‘fascinator’, Darling, and if it stops a boy in his tracks then it has done its job.
Whitney
May 20, 2011 - 8:19 pm
Moriarty –
Irish/Mexican? THAT sounds like you have a GREAT woman to have around. Sounds like the kinda lady that I can call ‘friend’.
Whitney
May 20, 2011 - 8:23 pm
Jonathan (the other one) –
one of us…one of us…one of us…
It’s always a pleasure to make the acquaintance of an unmet kindred history nerd.
Welcome to the clan, ya wee foul thing.
Whitney
May 20, 2011 - 8:26 pm
Reg –
To quote our English sisters, “Absolutely fabulous, Pats. Gin and tonic, sweetie…”
You do know that your name is a royal derivative, right? There’s a calling built into that name. Don’t disappoint us, Regis…
Moriarty
May 20, 2011 - 10:27 pm
Whitney,
If you’re in this town drop by. We can test that friend thing, but I suspect you’re right. My 50th is this August and it should be large. Crash it, try the chili, spill the wine.
Reg
May 21, 2011 - 12:40 am
@ Moriarty….
Perhaps something along the following…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i0DMbCKnAg
Whitney
May 21, 2011 - 2:39 am
Moriarty –
When in August? That is, if the world doesn’t end in a few hours…
Whitney
May 21, 2011 - 2:59 am
Reg –
You unknowingly hit a hot button on me: One of my favorite shows we’ve ever had here is Lowrider Band which includes Howard, Harold, B.B., and Lee…by a head count, four of the surviving five members of the band. The original keyboardist Lonnie and the band’s former manager and producer Jerry Goldstein were able to seize the use of the name ‘WAR’ through federal court proceedings. They tour now using the name ‘War’. One degree of separation from a tribute band, by the math…
So class, to review, four of five members including the original lead singer aren’t allowed to use the name of the band they founded. Other people make money off the songs they created.
When they were here and “Why Can’t We Be Friends?”, “Cisco Kid”, “Low Rider”, “Slippin’ Into Darkness” were released into this place…We all had life breathed back into us. A week later, the band sent a guy back to the club with their own bootleg recording of a live performance for me and a pile of other stuff just to say that they loved playing here. The first cell number I collected on the job from a musician I admired was Harold’s, and I kept the original post-it until we were able to get them to play here almost two years later.
Always champion the craftsman is my anthem. Guess where my loyalties lie?
Moriarty
May 21, 2011 - 8:42 am
Reg,
My plan was when I became a Major League baseball player, this would be the song they played when I came to bat. I’m no longer an overfed, loghaired, leaping, gnome, and I can’t hit the curve ball.
Whitney,
August 31st, the same day as William Saroyan. The same month and year as Mr. Obama and the Berlin Wall. Me and the President are still here, the wall is gone. Now that the world didn’t end, it seems like we are dong pretty good.
Reg
May 21, 2011 - 5:11 pm
Whitney,
Wow. I was not aware of that act of legally sanctioned robbery. It reminds me of what was done to Mr. Wally Amos of Famous Amos Cookies. He was legally enjoined from using his own name in association with any business venture after being forced to sell his cookie company to Kellog’s. Which has ensured that I never knowingly purchase any products under said banner.
Every ancient culture venerated the power and purpose behind the naming of a thing. It’s pretty important to the Creator as well. And to me.
Moriaty,
Keep swinging for the fences, bro.
Whitney
May 22, 2011 - 5:06 am
Moriarty –
You should think about having your birthday party at the club here in L.A…We’ve got the beach outside my door, and it’s safer than Fresno.
Whitney
May 22, 2011 - 5:10 am
Reg –
Prince was wise to do what he did when he became known as “the Artist formerly known as Prince” for that awful season until that contract ran out.
Names are important. That’s probably one of the reasons why Disney named its distribution arm that also handles porn Buena Vista.
Moriarty
May 22, 2011 - 6:45 am
Whitney,
I couldn’t afford your club. The beach might be safer than Fresno, but the 4-hour drive wouldn’t be.
Do you think “Safer than Fresno” will ever replace “Worse than Detroit?”
pennie
May 22, 2011 - 12:20 pm
“Do you think “Safer than Fresno” will ever replace “Worse than Detroit?””
Detroit is not good?
Mike Gold
May 22, 2011 - 1:05 pm
Reg, as I’m sure you know Wally Amos was (and may still be) a powerhouse in the childhood literacy field. I’d met him at various related events; for those here who know George Hagenauer (comics art dealer, comics historian, brief Warren writer and long-time political activist, former Literacy Volunteers director and a honcho in Madison WI Head Start — a thankless job in Wisconsin these days), he’s worked closely with Amos in the day. Just to show where the man’s heart is.
And now I want some cookies.
Whitney, Buena Vista started long before The Evil Empire started Touchstone and acquired Miramax, which they sold last year to Not-The-Weinstein-Brothers. About, oh, five years or so the Buena Vista International name was changed to Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures, and they Disnified the BV home video and teevee arms as well.
Somehow, to me that means we should be seeing porn on ESPN.
Moriarty
May 22, 2011 - 10:29 pm
Pennie,
Worse Than Detroit is a Robert Plant song from the eighties. It’s also the way Meg Whitman described Fresno while running for Governor last year. I meant no disrespect.
Whitney
May 23, 2011 - 2:15 am
Mike, Golden Boy –
Regarding your segue between education and porn, using cookies as a bridge…
Impressively smooth transition.
Whitney
May 23, 2011 - 2:19 am
Moriarty (and pennie ) –
You just got Detroited by ms. p… It hurts at first, but it leaves a neat trophy scar. Enjoy!