Citizen Insane, by Michael Davis – Straight No Chaser #237
October 7, 2011 Michael Davis 9 Comments
Herman Cain the GOP Presidential candidate said recently that the reason most black people are not republicans is because most black people are brainwashed.
As I’m sure you are aware Herman Cain is black…sort of.
No, that’s not right, I take that back! Herman Cain is ALL black! He just took Rick Perry to task regarding Perry’s hunting at a place called Nigger Head.
Cain took Perry apart over the ‘N’ (NIGGER) word! You go Herman! I take back every single thing I was going to write about you! I was SO wrong about you!
I’ll say it again Herman I was wron…wait a moment…what’s that?
Cain flip-flopped like a little BITCH the very next day?
He NOW says; “I don’t care about that (NIGGER) word!” He now accepts that Perry thought the rock said, Tigger Head because Perry is such a big fan of Disney.
Oh well, back to my regularly scheduled rant…
I’m a Liberal Democrat because I’m brainwashed? Most black people are brainwashed because we are not republicans?
During slavery (or as Cain would call it, the good old days) there were some slaves who thought they were better than other slaves. House slaves often thought they were better than slaves that worked in the fields.
That sounds like brainwashing to me.
One SLAVE thinking he or she is better than another SLAVE? To master, ALL slaves were property and / or niggers to many. A House or field slave would suffer the same fate if they did something to anger the wrong white person. I’m pretty sure a house slave would garner no favor because he slaved away in the house.
“Oh, you can’t cut off my foot for running away, I’m a house slave.”
“Really? A house slave? Well then, I guess I’ll give you a ‘time out’ but that field nigger is getting his foot cut off.”
Brainwashing is a pet peeve of mine as long time readers of my rants are aware of. I use the term, ‘sheep’ mostly to describe those who simply can’t think for themselves.
In my many rants against movie star worship, the fashion industry, people that HAVE to have an iPhone 9 because the iPhone 8 is 3 weeks old and all those people who just follow the herd because everyone else is following the herd, in all those rants I’ve never grouped any race of people as being sheep.
“Most white people are brainwashed, that’s why they’re not members of the Black Panthers.”
“Most Muslims are brainwashed, that’s why they don’t worship Jesus.”
“Most Latinos are brainwashed, that’s why they don’t speak English.”
I’d go on but my conditioning prevents me from acknowledging any other races.
From what I know about real brainwashing the subjects clearly don’t know they are brainwashed, Before you ask, YES, I do know a little something about real brainwashing and NO I did not get my knowledge about brainwashing from The Manchurian Candidate.
My mom’s a shrink. That surprise you? It shouldn’t, look how well I turned out.
Herman Cain is a black man running for President as a republican.
Cain thinks he can win, he really does.
I think Herman Cain is brainwashed.
When he drops out of the race he won’t think it’s because he has no chance.
He will think it’s because he can’t run with only one foot.
McCarthy
October 7, 2011 - 10:24 am
I’ve heard that at the Godfather’s Pizza corporate hunting lodge, Horse’s Head, you can find almost as many offensive Italian-American stereotypes as in their TV commercials.
MOTU
October 7, 2011 - 12:40 pm
Food for thought…with extra cheese.
Steve Atkins
October 7, 2011 - 3:01 pm
Herman Cain is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
If you don’t believe me, then…
…Why don’t you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?
It’ll keep your mind off of how the old ladies turned into Russians.
We won’t even discuss what Raymond was doing with his hands….
MOTU
October 7, 2011 - 3:05 pm
Steve!!!!!
I laughed so had I this I almost…almost…almost forgot that Herman Cain is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life…
Vinnie Bartilucci
October 7, 2011 - 8:17 pm
Way too many people, especially poor people, have been convinced (brainwashed, pick a verb) that the government is their only route to a fair shake. They’ve been told by people all their lives that THEY won’t give you a chance to succeed, so don’t even try.
And there are the few who try anyway, and of them, there are those that succeed. And of the ones who don’t try, there are those who will call those people sellouts, or any number of ridiculous names.
There are any number of truisms that people believe because they’ve been indoctrinated to do so. Truisms on both sides.
It’s become almost imposible to get anywhere in politics unless you’re on the wild wackbat end of either wing. People who preach cooperation and reasonable ideas that everyone could agree on are dcried as wishy-washy and weak. Nobody’s got time to hear “Well, a lot people think that way, but many don’t, so we have to reach out to the ones who have the wrong idea…” and the channel’s already changed to Deal or No Deal. You have to cull it down to simple three word nuggets like “No new taxes” or “Death to tyrants” and other thrilling but meaningless foma.
The best anyone can hope for is that they make enough noise about one thing that it gets added as a plank in the party platform. Most of these guys know they’re not going to win, but figure if they get enough screen time, they might score a place at the table when the real turkey gets carved.
MOTU
October 7, 2011 - 8:25 pm
As always valid points all Vinnie. My issue is the ass wipe calling a entire race brainwashed.
Rene
October 8, 2011 - 1:16 pm
“Way too many people, especially poor people, have been convinced (brainwashed, pick a verb) that the government is their only route to a fair shake.”
Yeah, but who did the brainwashing, Vinnie? The government helped the banks when they were in trouble in 2008. Poor people aren’t wrong to assume they deserve help too. Or do you think the government should help only the rich?
I find that I don’t have such a big problem with right-wing economics, as long as they’re sincere and apply to all. But I really get angry when rich guys preach FREE MARKET when the going is good, but when they’re in trouble it’s the government that has to help them?!?!
(See also all the middle-classed, elderly, obese, Tea Partiers that have government-subsized scooters.)
It’s so cynical that I’m not sure how people like you can be so naive. I prefer to believe that you’re naive, instead of malicious. This talk of rugged individualism is all a rigged game, buddie.