Georgia On My Mind, by Michael Davis – Straight No Chaser #253

January 27, 2012 Michael Davis 22 Comments

Hon. Brian Kemp
Georgia Secretary of State
214 State Capitol
Atlanta, Georgia 30334

Dear Secretary Kemp:

Sir, I see that you are attempting to get the President Of The United States into a Georgia court to once again defend his citizenship.

You are taking this action even though time and time again courts throughout the country have thrown this case out because it has no merit whatsoever.

The fact that you are a respectable member of government in a position of real power and authority will no doubt give the so called ‘birther movement’ fuel for their fanatical fire.

The President has time and time again proven that he is a United States citizen yet good sir you still see fit to devote taxpayer money and government resources to pursue what many would call a fools quest.

I have one question for you Secretary Kemp…is you stupid?

Or, are you just racist?

I’m not assuming anything I’m just asking the questions. Which is it Secretary Kemp, stupid or racist or both? The question of President Obama’s right to hold office has been proven numerous times in a myriad of court rulings so much so I have to say it appears to me you are stupid.

Perusing the same path that all before you have fallen off is a pretty injudicious act but on the other hand you are the Georgia Secretary of State so you can’t be stupid can you?

So if you are not stupid that leaves racist. If you are a racist it’s easy to assume you loath that there is a Black man in the White House.

If you are racist (and I’m not saying that, I’m just asking questions) that would imply you have been having a real bad three years.

Hey Brian, let’s be real shall we?

It’s about the dick isn’t it?

It’s about that big BLACK DICK isn’t it?

You can’t stand that there’s a big BLACK BUCK in the WHITE HOUSE surrounded by ALL that white pussy, right?

I’m just asking.

Whom is  asking? My name is Michael Davis. I’m black and I’m not stupid. I can PROVE I’m not stupid with 3 little letters.

PhD

So that makes me DOCTOR Michael Davis.

A black doctor who knew?

Guess what else?

I have a big BLACK DICK also and that’s not just me blowing my own horn-because THAT would be disgusting.

It’s not being arrogant if you HAVE a big BLACK DICK. That would be like you bragging about being the Georgia Secretary of State. It’s true so it’s not bragging  t’s a fact correct?

Guess what else? Go ahead! Guess!!

White girls LOVE me.

Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhh.

L

O

V

E

ME.

Guess what they love? They love my intelligence. They love the fact that I can make them laugh and engage them in witty banter. They love that I have a wealth of knowledge about a great many subjects. They love that I’m a writer, artist and entertainment executive.

And I’m cute as a button!

I bet you thought I was going to say they love my big black dick.

Nope. You will happy to hear I do NOT sleep with white women.

Let me make that copiously clear-I do NOT sleep with white women.

There’s NO sleep involved, I’m up all night tearing that pussy up! They don’t love my BIG BLACK DICK they worship it.

They adore it

They pray to it

They honor it

Enough.

Secretary Kemp, I wrote this with a wee of bit of shock value to it. It was my intent to get under your skin and get your attention. I’m sure that you and other like-minded members of the GOP will think I am crude and vulgar in both my use of language and depiction of relations with white women.

I was crude and vulgar and what I wrote was absolutely uncalled for.

However, as crude and vulgar and uncalled for as this letter is, it is in no way as audacious, pusillanimous and cowardly as you trying to make the Black leader of the free world bow to your Jim Crow bullshit over something you know will never succeed except perhaps in your clear goal of making weak minded white people fear the nigger in the White House.

Shame on you sir, you DARE to call yourself a son of the south?  Yes, I’m aware that’s a Civil War term. Are YOU aware that the South got their asses kicked?

I have no love for the south.

None.

But I acknowledge that the south has a long tradition of honor. The ‘Southern code of honor’ is a mainstay of the south.

You sir have broken that code, you sir have NO honor.

None. An honorable man would not let his petty prejudices affect the office he is sworn to uphold.

Sincerely,

Michael Davis PhD

P.S. In case you ARE stupid that means Doctorate Of Philosophy

Or

Pretty Hard Dick-that’s what the white girls think it means.