World’s Gay Fruits, Animals and Other Gay Things List, by Q. Reyes – Artistic Warfare #103

January 23, 2012 Q. Reyes 5 Comments

It’s pretty obvious that Mother Nature is constantly evolving; yet humans aren’t the only planet earth residents that have a gay populous.  Here’s list of fruits, animals and other gay things:

FRUITS

Bananas – probably the gayest fruit on the planet.

Cucumbers – close second gay fruit.

Pineapples – they taste good, but they hurt.

Strawberries – could be gay at times.

Grapes – Open minded fruit.

Cantaloupes – gay

Blueberries – gay

Apricots – gay

Peaches –  gay

ANIMALS

Flamingos –obviously gay.

Dolphins – very gay.

Small Fluffy Dogs – gay

Dogs with sweaters – gay

Koalas – gay

Some types of bears – gay

 

THINGS

Rainbows – officially gay

Smiley Faces – sooo gay

Highlighter Pens – Yeah, gay. Especially colors beyond yellow.

Stars – (of any kind) gay

Cute Stickers – gay

Mazda Miatas – very gay

Toyota Prius – hard to admit, but… gay

Recycling – gay

Of course this isn’t a full list.  There are many things other gay fruits, animals and things out there. Feel free to add or delete from this list.  If you’re offended by this list, then you’re