Cry Me a Nigger, by Michael Davis – Straight No Chaser #281 | @MDWorld
August 30, 2012 Michael Davis 8 Comments
Mitt Romney’s Mormon church in 1978 reversed a long-standing policy of excluding Black men from joining the priesthood.
Upon hearing the news on his car radio, Mitt Romney said he pulled over to the side of the road and started crying.
OK.
That’s a nice sound bite and picture if ever there was one.
But…
Was he crying because he was happy or was he crying because he was sad?
After his recent “birther” comment, I’m thinking it was the latter.
Carlos franco
August 31, 2012 - 1:20 am
LMAO! hilarious title, mike, you went for it… all i can say is its gonna be hard to beat these two republicans, more so for paul ryan. I have said for awhile now that he’s the guy to beat. if it was a Ryan/Rubio ticket… obama wud be done. no way can he beat that. impossible because rubio cud sway hispanic votes and ryan has the whole party throwing peanuts. oooooh lmao jk With that said… its super hard for obama to win. if no one is willing to stand on line for 3 hours to vote for obama this time, yo vato, ur looking at possibly 4, 8, 12, 16 years of republican rule. romney, then ryan, then rubio, whew… thats not bueno nigga. or spic. or craker.
Carlos franco
August 31, 2012 - 1:24 am
republicans romney, ryan and rubio…the 4 “r”s of douchism.
MOTU
August 31, 2012 - 3:35 am
Carlos,
I disagree-a Ryan/Rubio ticket would not fair any better against Obama. Latino’s would vote for Rubio like Black people would vote for Cain or Alan West two house Niggers if ever there were any.
The way the GOP treats Latinos, Gays, women and Blacks I’m always amazed when I meet anyone from those groups who belong to that party.
I’ve said it a million times-I have good friends who belong the GOP and I KNOW they are not racist, homophobic nor are they anti-woman and anti- Latino. That said you can’t deny that the GOP has segments of their party that are all of those things.
Saying that nobody in the GOP is any of those things is like saying the Bloods and the Crips are social clubs and they never shoot anybody. Yeah- right and I’d kick Selma Hayek out of bed for a fat bald man with body odor.
As if THAT shit would EVER fucking happen. The GOP has a race problem and Latino’s are not stupid.
Carlos franco
August 31, 2012 - 8:15 pm
Ok, Listen,
I am more than happy to spend three hours from my precious day to vote, as i did in 2008, as i’m sure you did and still are as well… But I ain’t convinced that everybody else that was an Obama supporter, is. I think the shine is off the apple… or in terms that you and I can communicate in, the shine is off the glitter socks. or sequenced glove. Why do I contend this?
2008 Barak was the most popular black man – hell – the most popular MAN – since 83 Michael Jackson. If obama’s face was on a button, poster, or video, without question, you wanted it in your room! That’s why I said that 08’s obama was mj’s thriller. but ’12 obama, is mj’s BAD. Unless you were a hardcore fan… most of the fans – especially young minorities – since then have turned their backs on or have moved on from barak to… lebron or 2chainz or steve harvey. You know what i’m saying? WE both had Bad… but in 1987… that made us as popular as being comic book fans.
MOTU
August 31, 2012 - 11:39 pm
Carlos,
The Presidency is not hip hop. Anyone who voted for Obama because they taught it was cool to do so was not vetted in the political process at all. Obama won by 10 million votes-those were not ‘fans’ they were voters who wanted to believe in him.
When Bush won a second term the rest of the world thought the USA had lose it’s fucking mind. Elections are won and lost by message and management. Obama should be 20 points behind in the polls if in fact he was just a fad. He’s not. The country is still reeling from a recession and Obama still leads in most polls or its Romney by 2 points.
The GOP is trying very hard to steal the election by imposing new voter ID laws that effect mostly poor people and minorities who just so happen to vote democrat or by out right lying about Obama. That lying has been going on since the moment he took office.
Death panels, he’s a Muslim, he was born in Africa, he hates Israel, he fucks kittens…you name it they fucking lie about it. The GOP is playing the race card like porn stars fuck. Having the first Black President of the United States of America produce a birth certificate is the same as having a slave produce his ‘freedom’ papers.
It’s ALL just so FUCKED up.
They even give Bush credit for capping Osama.Really? Osama was free for 10 years and both terms of Bush but somehow Bush ‘put in place’ the means to cap Osama.
That’s like you coming to my art class 10 years ago and I take credit for you being named Artist of the year in 2012.
With ALL that GOP bullshit and the economy Obama should be at Jimmy Carter numbers in the polls running for his second term. All that says to me is if he did have ‘fans’ then he’s still a superstar.
Carlos franco
September 1, 2012 - 1:31 am
Michael,
With all do respect, I think it is hip hop. Excellent point, I was just discussing this earlier. One year you would have dr. dre being the biggest hip hop artist, the next year, he’s forgotten and replaced with biggie. and so on and so on. look, its not about polls… it’s republicans coming out in full force to vote… its about democrats not caring enough to create a 3 hour line to put the first black man in the white house because they did that already. that’s 08 status.
And I think it is a popularity contest. It was with reagan, the movie star. george h bush, the darth sidious to syth overlord reagan. it definitely was so with the saxophone playing and charming clinton. and this popularity rule applies double for gw!! he’s an arrogant son of a bitch cowboy… but he wasnt the vulcan, al gore. al gore had better debates, al gore was the better candidate. and the election might have been stolen, but it should have never been that close to be stolen in the first place. In truth, he was BORING. STERILE. IMPOTENT. At least True, he could’ve been fucking tippa till it was coming out her ears, but nobody knows so nobody gives a fuck.
Ppl like to be w cool manly dudes. thats why sports figures are more beloved than anyone. That’s why bill was president, barak is president, george was president and kirk was captain of the enterprise! Spock is smarter and stronger… but Kirk… ain’t commanding a Vulcan ship.
And if the “campaign budgets rule” applies as well, where 19 of the last 20 presidents out raised their opponents… obama again has problems. mitt already is ahead of him. obama raised 700 mil last time and is predicted to raise a billion now. Romney got that in his sock! the only president to win despite the lack in campaign funds was bill… against DOLE. DOLE. The human w a pencil shoved in his GI Joe kung fu grip.
MOTU
September 1, 2012 - 8:22 am
Carlos,
You my dear friend should not mix meth and crack while 8 balling coke, sniffing glue and watching FOX news.
Just say no…unless she’s Asian.
Mike Gold
September 1, 2012 - 9:51 am
What percentage of Fox “News” viewers are huffing paint?
Obvious answer: the ones who aren’t rich.