Yet More Random Thoughts From the Edge, by Michael Davis – Straight No Chaser #280 |@MDWorld

Another week where I’m going to go out of my way and not comment on the politics of the day. If you have ANY idea how I think, then you know how crazy staying away from that topic is making me. I’m really at a loss as to what I should write about. When I’m pissed, I rarely want to write about anything except what I’m pissed at, so with that in mind I’m going to let loose some Motu random thoughts.

Let’s see now…

I often wonder who would win in a fight: the Hulk or Dionne Warwick?

What?

Oh–I bet some of you are thinking what a stupid thought that was. Well, my critical friends, just how many book deals do you have? How many do I have?

Four.

Four book deals and my own imprint deal. So maybe my Hulk and Dionne Warwick idea is just the kind of out-of-the-box idea that you should be thinking about, eh?

While you are thinking the Hulk and Dionne Warwick idea is such a bad one, have you considered that Dionne is a Black woman?

Oh, NOW you get it.

I’d better quit with my random thoughts because now I’m thinking, “I wonder how anyone in the Black community can vote for Alan West or Herman Cain–two self-hating NIGGERS if ever there were any.”

But if I get into that, it will surely lead me down the political path, which I have vowed to stay away from.

That’s stay away from, for now.