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December 1, 2012 Martha Thomases 2 Comments
The holiday season is upon us. The city air smells of firs, as Christmas tree vendors set up their wares. The Salvation Army has bell ringers at all the major tourist destinations, soliciting donations, and reminding me of Stubby Kaye in Guys and Dolls.
Shop windows glow.
The spirit of giving warms our hearts. The news is chockablock with stories of people getting trampled as they compete for cheap television sets and other crap.
Why do we go through this every year? It doesn’t matter if you’re Christian, Jewish, atheist or other, you’ll still get caught up in the solstice holidays. What is it about lengthening winter nights that makes us want to buy things, for ourselves and for others?
I used to think it was fear. Our ancestors, in pre-scientific times (or present-day GOP) didn’t understand why the days got shorter. They feared that, without their supplications, the sun would disappear forever. When the days started getting longer, even by just a few minutes, it was cause for celebration and feasting.
What’s our excuse today?
When I think about it, it seems kind of arbitrary to have a time of year when we know we’re going to eat too much, drink too much,and spend too much money, all as part of holiday traditions. I’m especially annoyed by the business news at this time of year, with experts weighing in on how consumer spending makes such a difference to our national economy. I feel guilty if I don’t buy a lot of trinkets because unemployment might go up.
I mean, I like to get presents as much as the next person, but my greed is not limited to certain days on the calendar. If anything, I’m more pleased to receive tribute when I don’t expect to get it, not when it’s an obligation. I like it better when it’s all about me.
Now, if I connect the dots, I might be able to infer a reason for this, at least biologically. Researchers think that there is a relationship between our moods and our buying habits. This follows on previous research that suggests a large percentage of people get depressed in the winter months, when there is less sunlight. As the reporter in this spending story notes, “So, if you’re feeling sad, hide your credit card and avoid selling any stock. Wait until you’re in a happier place.”
They didn’t do any tissue analysis in this more recent experiment, so I don’t know if there’s some kind of dopamine or serotonin effect at work here. If there was a drug you could take that would give one the same feeling as buying a treat for yourself, that would certainly wreck the economy in minutes. On the other hand, I would have so much more room in my closet.
If, like me, you are easily suggestible, and find yourself perusing more catalogs or advertisements at this time of year, you don’t have to be a slave to your brain chemicals. You can shop and do the right thing, just like this New York city cop. He didn’t spend a lot of money, but he changed people’s lives for the better. That’s a pretty efficient way to get to a happier place.
Media Goddess Martha Thomases suggests that, for those of you who don’t live near any homeless people, to consider Heifer International.
tom brucker
December 1, 2012 - 7:58 pm
I agree. Heifer International is worthwhile.
What about the concept of “spending power”? Think about that phrase in the context of your blog.
Whitney
December 2, 2012 - 3:12 pm
Divine Ms. M –
I LOVE Heifer International! A hearty AMEN to your endorsement…
I suspect that there is a biological undercurrent that makes our species prone to consumption during the darkest and coldest parts of the year. In a life devoid of climate contolled environments, it is hard physiological work to stay alive in winter. Metabolisms slow to create maximum efficiancy because even breathing requires more calories as the lungs pull in cold air that spurs our bodies into a core temp correcting mode. That we feel sluggish (less likely to waste calories) and hungry (more prone to forage) keep mammels like us alive…but maybe not magazine-worthy.
I don’t care. Even if Jesus’ birthday didn’t overlay the solstice, I’d welcome a time for celebration. Not saying that I am a pagan, but I am a part of creation who too often loses touch with the natural world that God said was, “…good.”
Mike Gold
December 3, 2012 - 8:22 am
“It doesn’t matter if you’re Christian, Jewish, atheist or other, you’ll still get caught up in the solstice holidays.”
It’s not like we have a choice. For six weeks each year, every aspect of our culture is overwhelmed by this sick orgy of merchandising and marketing. The same nine songs are on Muzak wherever you go, the stores are impossible to deal with and the clerks understandably short-tempered, suicides skyrocket, drunks overwhelm our nation’s roads returning from their holiday parties, the Black Friday feeding frenzy is at best disgusting and often dangerous, the clatter of Brother Arvide’s bell wears thin after a couple minutes (let alone six weeks, if your office is near a few of those guys), and Christians getting all bent out of shape if you dare say it’s too much?
All in service for what? A religious celebration? This is how you celebrate a holy event? With a greed so naked reality game shows pale in comparison? Every year on Weird Sounds Inside The Gold Mind, I play Stan Freberg’s Green Christmas — I get emails weeks in advance (in other words, right now) asking me if I’m going to continue the tradition. You bet.
The good news is that Santa Claus finally got a new job after being fired from the cigarette companies a couple decades ago. I see he’s shilling for Chevy.
R. Maheras
December 3, 2012 - 9:58 am
Despite the commercialism, in the relative scheme of things, I don’t see much of a downside to Christmas or any other religious holiday celebration. Just as I don’t see much of a downside to Mardi Gras, News Years Eve/Day or Super Bowl Sunday.
People need to unwind, reflect and celebrate sometime.
Mike Gold
December 3, 2012 - 10:30 am
For six solid weeks? Really? And mauling your fellow consumers, getting liquored up behind the wheel, and committing suicide is “unwinding?” For six weeks?
Fair warning. If I get stuck in an elevator with “Silver Bells” blaring, I’m climbing the tower.
P.S. Bing Crosby was a pothead. Ho ho ho.
R. Maheras
December 3, 2012 - 12:54 pm
Mike — People who do such things also do it throughout the year as well.
The majority of people have never mauled anyone, nor driven drunk, nor committed suicide during the holidays. Why should they ruin it for everyone else?
Mike Gold
December 3, 2012 - 3:06 pm
Six solid weeks of King Wenceslas. Six SOLID weeks of King Wenceslas. All-day, all-night, King Wenceslas.
Oh, and by “everyone else” you mean everyone else is a Consumerist Christian?
I gotta go wrap some entrails around my Pagan Tree now…
Martha Thomases
December 4, 2012 - 7:46 am
Russ, it’s possible to ignore Mardi Gras — stay out of New Orleans, and don’t go to a bar catering to kids. It’s possible to ignore the Super Bowl — go to the movies. And New Years Eve is for amateurs.
But Christmas? You can’t walk down the street without being bombarded with images and music. You can’t open a newspaper or turn on the television without ads If it was just a few days, that’s one thing, but the season is two month and growing every year.
If you enjoy the holidays, mazel tov. Enjoy them! I’m entirely in favor of pleasure and joy. Just don’t gloat or, to the corporations (obviously,not individual humans), get out of my face (and my wallet).
Mike Gold
December 4, 2012 - 10:28 am
I go to the supermarket during the Super Bowl. It doesn’t seem to work as a pick-up opportunity, or maybe that’s just me.
But when the Super Bowl happens out here in 2014, I’m leaving town. Not sure how far I’ll have to go to avoid it, but… whatever it takes.
As for Christmas, I know Martha likes Chinese food. It’s part of her heritage.
Rene
December 4, 2012 - 11:40 am
Excuse me the pop psychology, but usually when people are alone (or worse, when they wish they were alone), they hate the holidays and feel like can-we-get-it-over-please-’cause-I-can’t-stand-anymore.
And when people are truly happy with the people they live with, they love the holidays.
Mike Gold
December 4, 2012 - 12:21 pm
Hmmm. Well, I live with my daughter and two cats. Half of us will be eating Chinese. Or McDonalds, on the Interstate. Or both.
However, this weekend I’m going to two holiday parties within 24 hours. Hey, how sociable is THAT?
Well, one is being thrown by Martha…
Martha Thomases
December 4, 2012 - 1:22 pm
Rene, not to say you’re wrong, but my hatred of the holidays goes back further than that. My mom always felt left out, from her childhood in Jamestown, NY, where she was a member of the first Jewish family to live there. My feelings were compounded when I went to an Episcopalian boarding school, had to go to chapel five times a week, and felt like a freak.
There was a good part to that. It helped me to empathize with the other “freaks,” whether they were different because they weren’t white or weren’t straight or weren’t blonde or whatever.
I’ve had pleasant holidays, but that does nothing to reduce my resentment of the forced cheer of the season. I don’t necessarily blame Christians (depends on the day), but I definitely blame capitalists. And marketers.