I’m Counting To Ten, by Michael Davis – Straight No Chaser #316 | @MDWorld
June 21, 2013 Michael Davis 2 Comments
Some motherfucker has dared to fuck with me.
That’s not new — people fuck with me all the time, but THIS motherfucker thinks he can fuck with me, in MY house, and get away with it.
Now, I’m talking to the stupid motherfucker who I KNOW is reading this.
Right now, you are thinking, “He’s not talking about me, I’m too smart for that nigger.”
Wrong, motherfucker — I’m talking about YOU. You DARE to fuck with me in MY HOUSE?
I’m going to count to ten, then I’m going to bring the wrath of the MASTER OF THE UNVERSE on your silly ass.
That is NO joke, because the universe you DARE to fuck with me in, is MINE motherfucker. I am the MASTER of that Universe. I am the Godfather. Period, pussy.
See you at Comic Con, bitch…
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-
Martha Tomases
June 21, 2013 - 5:03 am
Ooooooooh! A mystery!
Mike Gold
June 22, 2013 - 5:42 pm
Names. Details. Was it Claude Reins or Lamont Cranston? How literally do you mean “fuck?” And where was Paula Dean at the time?