MICHAEL DAVIS WORLD

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Category - Brilliant Disguise

February 20, 2017

Somebody’s Getting Married, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise | @MDWorld

My son got married late Saturday afternoon. I’m writing this beforehand. Depending on what Trump does, I’ll tell you about the wedding next week. He and his bride have been...

February 10, 2017

You Don’t Bring Me Flowers, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise | @MDWorld

In honor of Valentines Day, I will try to avoid the politics this week. Let’s talk about soul-crushing depression instead. It’s in my DNA to hate this time of year....

February 3, 2017

All of Me, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise | @MDWorld

I’m exhausted. Trump has only been president* (someone who lost the popular vote and had help from a foreign government requires an asterisk) for two weeks, and already, there are...

January 27, 2017

I Can’t Keep Quiet, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise | @MDWorld

Baby boomers can be really obnoxious. I mention this because I’m a baby boomer, and I’m probably about to be more than a little bit obnoxious. Boomers have been through...

January 20, 2017

Let’s Stay Together, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise | @MDWorld

Do you ever get sick of listening to your internal monologue? It’s like listening to yourself talk, without the excitement and variety of other people. My internal monologue sounds a...

January 13, 2017

Back in the USSR, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise | @MDWorld

Gossip is fun! The best gossip is about people I know, something that is difficult to hear now that I don’t work in an office. The next best gossip is...

January 6, 2017

Altered States, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise | @MDWorld

Language changes over time. When I was a girl, the word “like” was used as a verb only to indicate that the subject of a sentence had warm feelings towards...

December 9, 2016

Counting My Blessings, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise | @MDWorld

It is that time of year when my loathing of dark winter days runs right into holiday advertising.  I could go all Scrooge on you, but that would just result in...

December 2, 2016

Volunteered Slavery, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise | @MDWorld

For some reason, I can’t wake up from the nightmare that is the upcoming Trump regime.  He hasn’t even been sworn in yet, and already his supporters feel entitled to...

November 28, 2016

Ohio, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise | @MDWorld

Because I know you worry, Constant Reader, let me assure you right away that I survived my visit to the Midwest.  The few political conversations I had were civil and...

November 21, 2016

Give Peace A Chance, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise | @MDWorld

On Monday, I was told to “Get over it.” “It,” in case you are coming out of a two-week coma, is the Electoral College victory of Donald Trump. The people...

November 11, 2016

Beware of Darkness, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise | @MDWorld

Well, that wasn’t any fun at all. Someone on Facebook noted that, walking around Manhattan on the day after the election, people had the same stunned look of despair that...

November 5, 2016

Movin’ On Up, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise | @MDWorld

According to a study, there are almost no mosquitos in Iceland. I mention this because I’m starting to look at real estate prices for properties outside of the United States. ...

October 28, 2016

Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps), by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise | @MDWorld

Halloween is something of a national holiday in my neighborhood, to the extent that I consider my neighborhood to be a separate political entity.  The holiday celebrates the mix of...

October 23, 2016

Color My World, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise | @MDWorld

In the 1970s, my mother began to refer to herself as “the happy racist.” By this, she didn’t mean that she thought racism was a good thing, or at least...

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