Where are all the nerds today? By Felix Serrano – Robot Dialog #12
Today the Earth trembles, splits and the seas swell…in Azeroth. December 7th marks the day the 3rd World of Warcraft expansion (Cataclysm) hits shelves. Servers went live at 12am PST and millions of nerds and geeks decided it was a good day to call in sick. Warcraft is an MMORPG (Massively multiplayer online role-playing game) where players control a character avatar (also referred to as a toon) within a game world in third- or first-person view, exploring the landscape, fighting various monsters, completing quests, and interacting with non-player characters (NPCs) or other players. Also similar to other MMORPGs, World of Warcraft requires the player to pay for a subscription, either by buying prepaid game cards for a selected amount of playing time, or by using a credit or debit card to pay on a regular basis.
Admittedly, I play the game and love it. So if you know anyone who plays, know it’s like Christmas or Chanukah today for them.
Secondly, if they aren’t playing Warcraft, they are out getting their copy of Inception, which hit stores today on DVD and Blu Ray. If you have not seen it, you must pick it up. Inception was brilliantly crafted and is easily one of the best Science Fiction films in the last 10 years. Inception will have you thinking back on it for at least a week. Good stuff.
I’ll leave you with a viral video that never gets old. This kid throws a fit because his mother canceled his World of Warcraft account…classic.
-F

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December 8th, 2010 at 8:11 am
His mother should’ve cancelled his cable TV subscription . . . and taken away his remote.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:19 am
HAHAHAHA!
December 8th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Please give us details about your WoW character. I must know.
December 8th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Didn’t I see this one, but with Eric Cartman in the lead?
December 8th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
Yes Mike, yes you did…
Kevin, I play a… nah, not making it that easy for ya =P
December 8th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Felix, lemme guess…NIGHT ELF MOHAWK!
December 8th, 2010 at 11:05 pm
Where are the Nerds today? Well I’m in Los Angeles…
December 9th, 2010 at 8:35 pm
But really, this shit barely scratches the surface of nerditry. A video game? Where is the graph paper and 20-sided die? Where is the soul-crushing emptiness? Where are the Funyuns?
December 10th, 2010 at 3:34 am
Kevin – I rocked the AD&D players handbook and Monster Manual 1 + 2. I had D20 D4 D6 D8 2D10 D12 and lots of time!
Reg – Boricua Paladin on the Senjin Server! Holla!
Davis – Dunno if you qualify as a “nerd”, you and I may fall into the “geek” category.
December 10th, 2010 at 9:45 am
THE nerd is sitting in my dining room! I love you babe
December 10th, 2010 at 9:46 am
I stand corrected.. you are a GEEK.
December 10th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
felix! thanks for the geek video LOL i had to keeptube dat douche! LOL cancel his cable subscription, his mom should’ve cancelled him! his dad should’ve fuckin shot him down his mom’s throat! and then he could be yellin “why’d u cancel my life?! why’d u cancel my life?!! ARRRGGGHHHHHHHH! i hate men who convince their women to swallow!! i’m gonna run away! wen u shit me into the ocean, i’m gonna run away n ur never gonna see me again!!!”
December 10th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
O.o
Wow, Carlos. Wow…I think the thread may be dead after that one…or it’ll go into overdrive!
December 10th, 2010 at 7:33 pm
I am a show stopper!:) it would be funnier with my childlike innocense delivery LOL u do a nice job on the articles tho… ur idea or mike’s?
December 10th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Thanks for the compliment Carlos. They are all my ideas, Michael Just gets CC’ed on them! And your more like a thread assassin than a show stopper!
December 10th, 2010 at 9:07 pm
fuck you, I’m funny.
no i meant who’s idea was it that u write for davis?
btw i saw ur Halloween costume – a CAT PREDATOR… ur welcome – stan lee:)