An Ode to the Homewrecker, by Tony Price – Urban Spin #7

January 28, 2009 Tony Price 2 Comments

I must admit that I’m not exactly sure where to start. I kind feel like a teenage boy on prom night, determined but unsure…should I start with the pants or should I start with the shirt? Let’s start with the shirt because it’s obvious that most women have no problem removing their pants…and I mean that with complete respect. You have to respect the courage of a woman who willingly participates in the deconstruction of another woman’s marriage and relationship. You have to admire the selflessness of a woman who doesn’t mind being number two, to find meaning and substance in being a man’s emotional and physical runner-up.

Indeed, these are courageous, gutsy, and honest women. It takes courage to face punches in the face, confrontations at work and conflict in the streets. It takes guts to execute these clandestine missions in enemy territory; to volunteer for tours of duty behind enemy lines. And it takes honesty, to honestly tell a woman, “Yes I’ve Been Sleeping with your man.”

Yet, I can’t help but think about the theory of Karma and wonder if these women are playing Russian Roulette with their future emotions. There is a popular saying that “What goes around comes around,” and if you are the type to believe in sayings then you might raise an eyebrow, but these women don’t have time for sayings or beliefs, they’ve got other women’s men to fuck.

When people get married they typically find the ONE they have been looking for, and well…most mistresses have pretty much settled for being the TWO.

Vince Lombardi once said, “Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit.”
Maybe it’s because you’ve quit believing that LOVE will happen for you, so you will settle for whatever you can get, even if it’s someone elses.

In the animal kingdom, they call species that act like this “scavengers.” Crows are scavengers, so are Hyenas. Vultures are full-time scavengers and Rats will eat almost anything. They have Rats in the hood now, we call them Hood Rats, but I digress.

I guess I must be communist with my thoughts, and I hate to use another saying…”but do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” And I know it’s a two way street and men are a big part of the problem, but when does one take ownership of ones own actions. Men are a big part of the problem without question, but ladies, when you participate you become a part of the problem too, I know this might sound crazy, but if single women stopped cheating with involved men, maybe those men would simply go back home, to their significant others …and not to YOU…their insignificant other. See second place is not winning, but some women wear it with pride, Vince Lombardi says, you show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser.

You women are amazing, beautiful, intelligent and capable of so much more than being some mans second choice. You are worth more than the money or clothes you get, and even if the sex is incredible, are you willing to trade in your self-respect for some good dick?

The American Heritage Dictionary defines prostitution as “the act of engaging in sex acts for hire,” this definition is applicable to many and they don’t even know it. But the second definition is interesting:

“The act of or an instance of offering or devoting ones talent to an unworthy use or cause.”

All in all most women are good women, but when you take what you have to offer a man and give it to a man who is already taken, that would be devoting ones talent to an unworthy use or cause, and, the American Heritage Dictionary would call that woman a Hoe.

So stop it ladies, because when you “DO” get “YOUR” man, you don’t want to worry every time he leaves the house…but then again…he might bump into someone younger, prettier, smarter, and who feels the same way about committed relationships that YOU DO.

But if you ain’t trying to catch feelings and break up my relationship…holla at ya boy…I’m down.