Game recognizes Game, by Tony Price – Urban Spin #6

January 14, 2009 Tony Price 0 Comments

Nothing entertains me more than the life and trials of Men with no “GAME.”

The term “Game” is a verb. It is the act of wooing, deceiving, manipulating, convincing or distracting the opposite sex. Game is not hereditary. Your Father could have “ALL THE GAME” and by nature’s natural selection you got none.

“The Game is to be sewed not told.” (Anonymous Pimp, Detroit, 1967 or some shit).

I live for the neon lights of Hollywood. I’m a young man in his prime living in the biggest city on the West Coast. Like one of Darwin’s birds on the Galapagos Islands I have evolved. My eyes have adjusted, making my vision in a dark club almost equivalent to seeing during broad daylight. My muscles have adjusted and I have gotten stronger, perfect for charting and navigating my course through overcrowded nightclubs. The slightest nudge of my arm sends par patrons moving as I make my way towards…for lack of a better work…prey.

Yet in my life and times I find it hilarious at the lack of “Game” represented by men both OLD and YOUNG. Doing well in these social environments is like fishing in shallow water. The women come damn near naked. All you have to do is provide interest and security, and nature will take its course, but there are a lot of men who refuse to step it up. So allow Uncle Tony to help you.

Follow these initial steps and you greatly increase your chances of succeeding at the game.

5. Drink in Moderation.
Nothing is worse than watching a drunk man try to “holla.” If you aren’t sober enough to be charming and classy who would want to deal with you. Out of 100 professions 98 consumers preferred the employee was sober. The only two they didn’t mind being sauced were Strippers and Hookers. If you are going to win at this game you have to win with a clear head and sharp wit.

4. Nobody cares about your money.
Let your car talk for itself. Let your clothes talk for itself, but the moment you start speaking on your stacks is the moment you become a douche bag.

3. Don’t be too fucking nice.
There are common and reasonable levels of etiquette and decorum on the dating scene…don’t cross the line. A buddy of mine decided to play Mr. Nice Guy. After a night of partying he decided to play the role of savior to a girl he wanted to bone. He’s buying water for her and her friends to help them sober up. He’s calling taxi’s, and when we went back in the club to retrieve his cell phone, the chick he wanted left with some white dude in a v-neck t-shirt and Chuck Taylors. In these scenarios, the “Good Guy” always finishes last. You’d have better chances of getting laid after the club by strolling proudly to the largest group of people and saying boldly, “Who is trying to fuck?”

2. Dance.
Nothing says lame like a motherfucka who is anchored to the walls of the club. That border of shameless, heartless cowards never achieves success. They watch the game unfold from the sidelines without ever asking the coach to put them in. Though they see ALL the eye candy, they taste nothing. So if you are going to go out…have fun…you’ll be surprised at the rewards being in the center of the dance floor can bring.

1. Don’t be afraid to ask for sex.
Those guys at the Denny’s at 3am were cowards…they never tried to maximize what the evening could bring them. Those guys in the middle of passionate, drunk, stranger sex at 3am were bold enough to roll the dice. Play it too smooth and you are at Dinner with your new lady friend on Weds night. But you don’t really want dinner on Wednesday night do you? No…you want sex on Saturday night. Remember that a close mouth doesn’t get fed, and never forget that most women think like men…she’s down…she just needs to be convinced.

I’m retired from the game. No more desire to hunt. No more blood to shed. Now I educate and encourage the next generation, so if you have any insight on the DO’s and DON’T’s of knocking it down…leave a comment…and lets educate the masses.