Obama and Lincoln: The Real Facts, by Mike Gold – Brainiac On Banjo #102
January 19, 2009 Mike Gold 5 Comments
As I sit before the Mighty Mac composing this week’s history lesson, I am once again awestruck by this nation’s near-total lack of perspective. Anderson, Keith, Wolf, and the rest have been telling us about how President-Elect’s train trip into Washington parallel’s that of Abraham Lincoln’s wonderful journey as he travelled from Illinois to the District of Columbia to begin his new job.
Nothing could be further from the truth. The comparison is totally artificial, and therein lies an important lesson.
Obama and Biden are making a nice giveback to the people, giving those along the short Amtrak line between Philadelphia and Washington a glimpse of our incoming hopes for salvation (I say this without any sarcasm whatsoever). They’re in a beautifully equipped restored classic train coach; the entire Amtrak has been retrofitted with the latest in security and telecommunication in order to make this journey safe and productive, to reduce the barriers between the Commander-in-Chief and the population.
For Abraham Lincoln back in 1861, well… it was a bit more hairy.
A well-known abolitionist who, nonetheless, was willing to negotiate with the southern states who were about to quit the Union because of his election, Lincoln was the subject of a great many death threats. As the federal government had no facilities for protecting the man outside of its armies, Lincoln was served by a friend, a local detective named Allan Pinkerton. His train schedule had already been well-advertised; the Pinkerton Detectives ferreted out the information that an assassination attempt would be made in Baltimore – indeed, even the local police chief was in on it.
Pinkerton convinced Lincoln to change his plans and charter a private train from Harrisburg. This train would run tits-to-the-wind straight to Baltimore and arrive after midnight, hours ahead of the train that was publically advertised. In Baltimore, Pinkerton would switch Lincoln to another chartered train to take him into Washington. Pinkerton’s agents blanketed the route, covering every station and every overpass.
It was agreed that Mr. Lincoln, already sporting beard stubble from travel, would continue to grow out his beard, not that a beard would disguise his 6’4” frame. The train arrived at 6 in the morning, and the President-Elect was met by the very, very few outsiders who knew what was happening. Lincoln later said “I was never so glad to see anyone in my life.” No press, no public welcome.
He maintained his well-publicized suite of hotel rooms, but was spirited away to private lodgings to await his inauguration.
Three weeks after Lincoln took the oath of office, the Confederate States of America fired upon Fort Sumter, and the bloodiest war in our nation’s history was underway.
That was 1861. This is 2009.
Yes, we have come a long way. That’s another reason to celebrate tomorrow’s festivities.
Russ Rogers
January 19, 2009 - 7:44 am
My Dad has told me stories of my great-Grandfather at war Pinkerton Strike Breakers in Pennsylvania. (The Pinkertons were the “bad guys” in those stories.) Now, Republican Congressmen want to make Government Bailouts to the Auto Industry contingent upon Union Busting measures. We have come a long ways. But maybe we still have a ways to go.
Martha Thomases
January 19, 2009 - 8:05 am
Wasn’t this the plot of the Will Smith WILD, WILD WEST?
Mike Gold
January 19, 2009 - 8:28 am
@Russ: Either Allan Pinkerton nor Abraham Lincoln were well served by their offspring. All three sons turned out to be violent anti-labor assholes, among the most violent in our nation’s history — outside of Marshall Field I, of course. Allan, however, was a man ahead of his time. Not perfect by any means, but certainly ahead of his time.
@Martha: Never saw the Smith WWW; never saw the point. The show started going downhill after creator Michael Garrison died, and with Ross Martin and Michael Dunn dead it was just another UNCLE imitator. By then, even UNCLE was an UNCLE imitator.
Marc Fishman
January 19, 2009 - 9:55 am
Ahh Professor Gold, another excellent nugget of truth plucked from between pages in our history books. While he is not President Lincoln, I’m sure President Obama will face his fair share of death threats and the like. I hope in the coming times, our country can take a few steps forward from all the ones we fell back over the last 8 years.
@Martha and Mike, I guess. I fell victim to seeing Will Smith’s Wild Wild West (having only heard in passing about the old TV Show from my mother, an avid Twilight Zone fanatic). No, that wasn’t the plot. In that movie, Will Smith was sent out by President Grant to rescue missing scientists who were captured and used by Kenneth Branaugh (in a role I hope he forgets) “Loveless”. Loveless had the scientists build him a steam and coal powered hydraulic spider that would march to DC, and burn it to the ground. From there, Loveless would sell off parts of the US to Spain, England, and France. But worry not, Will Smith saves the day, with a well timed qwip, punch to the face, and some semi-racial remark. But, hey, Will DID NOT get the girl (Selma Hayac) because one of the scientists kidnapped was her husband. So, in the end, Will Smith and Kevin Cline ride off into the sunset on their newly aquired giant mechanical spider. Yeehaw.
Kyle Gnepper
January 19, 2009 - 9:19 pm
Obviously Obama and Lincoln had very different reason and circumstances behind each of their train rides. I think it all just comes down to the media going for the first thing they can think to link something.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard Obama and Lincoln mentioned in the same sentence over the last few months. With any luck, after tomorrow Obama can stand on his own.
And don’t bother seeing Wild Wild West if you haven’t I’ve yet to meet anyone who can really smile and feel good about the time investment.