The Truth, by Michael Davis – Straight No Chaser #134

September 25, 2009 Michael Davis 7 Comments

I missed my deadline for last’s week article. I’m sorry but there is a good reason why I did not make the deadline…

I’m an alien from the planet Bullshit.

Last week I was having sex with 72 Asian women at one time (that’s what we alien’s do…DUH) so I simply had no time to post a silly article on this silly website.

Truth be told I am NOT Michael Davis. No, my name is MOTU from the planet Bullshit and I have been here on Earth for over 35 years having hot sex with Asian women so I can report back to my superiors’ on Bullshit.

That’s the truth. That is the meaning of life, hot sex with Asian women.

Really.

Really, that’s the meaning of life.

You know how you know it’s true?

Because I wrote it down.

Yep.

So ANYTHING you read or even better yet anything  you see ON TV, take as the truth.

What does this mean? It means that WHATEVER the GOP says is TRUE.

No. Really.

Look, I’m a alien from the planet Bullshit, why is that so hard to believe when it’s easy to believe that Obama was not born in the U.S. and that the President on the United States wants to kill grandma with Death panels?

OK-we’re clear now. I’m from another planet and the President of The United States wants Death Panels to kill old people.

I have to go now; my mother ship is telling me that porn makes you gay (straight porn) so I’m now a GAY alien from another planet.

That’s true, I wrote it down.