A Tiger By The Tail, by Michael Davis – Straight No Chaser #143
December 4, 2009 Michael Davis 9 Comments
According to this asshole named Louis who was having quite the ‘Tiger bashing” at the Four Seasons’ hotel bar last night…NOW, Tiger’s a black man. Funny, whenever someone falls from grace people start assigning labels.
I gave the asshole my website address and told him I would be writing about Tiger. He assumed I would be blasting Tiger.
Nah.
Louis, you self centered DICK- Tiger’s always been a proud black man but now we all know he’s only mortal.
You however are a self centered DICK who just got played. What’s the matter Louis, mad because Tiger’s choice of girl is white?
BTW-I’m at the Four Seasons fairly often so don’t make a comment you may have to defend in front of all your ‘wanna be’ Hollywood playa’ pals because you will see me again…bitch.
Martha Thomases
December 4, 2009 - 6:40 am
As with the David Letterman story, this is something in which I have absolutely no interest. The sex lives of celebrities have nothing to do with their work, unless they’re porn stars. Which might be a bit entertaining in Tiger’s case (but not Dave’s).
Alan Coil
December 4, 2009 - 8:11 am
This is all I care about. Tiger wrecked his car; the police gave him a ticket; end of story.
The rest is personal between Tiger and his family.
Jeremiah Avery
December 4, 2009 - 8:26 am
With two wars going on, an economy and healthcare system in the tank, THIS and the White House state dinner being crashed are apparantly the only things that are of any importance to the idiot media. These shouldn’t be the lead stories. I don’t condone the adultery, but it’s none of my or anybody else’s business. Get a life of your own.
Mike Gold
December 4, 2009 - 8:46 am
Famous headlines:
“Sports Star Cheats On Spouse”
“Dog Bites Man”
“Sun Comes Up In Morning”
“American Invades Another Nation”
Marc Alan Fishman
December 4, 2009 - 9:24 am
this is where me, and my boys start circling around the MOTU going… “AWWWWWWWWWW! BURRRRRRNNNNNNN!”
Well played MOTU. Louis sounds like a punk.
Steve Atkins
December 4, 2009 - 12:56 pm
I have never cared who cheated on who when it comes to celebrities.
Not my concern.
MOTU
December 4, 2009 - 6:20 pm
I’ve written a slew of ‘who gives a crap’ articles about the doings of celebrities when I first started writing Straight No Chaser.
In fact I predicted with uncanny awareness the Paris and Britney crashing and burning. I also predicted them both getting bigger than EVER because of that crash and burning. I wrote about the stupidity of star worship so much I asked a question over and over about what ever celebrity I was talking about. As in,” Is Paris Hilton writing you a check?”
I wrote about hero worship WAY more than even the stupidity of the GOP.
Yeah-that blew my mind also when I realized that little tidbit. I truly could give a crap about the goings on of ‘stars’…but this bothered me.
I really like Tiger Woods being almost untouchable regarding ‘morals.’ This- I know, I know, this from ME-the guy who screams ” You can’t regulate morality!’ I don’t even like golf, I would rather watch Hockey (UGH!!) than watch a golf tournament.
But I like Tiger. I liked that he is just, well just cool like that. When Louis started talking smack about Tiger ‘now’ being black because he messed up-I found myself still not giving a crap about what Tiger does in his marriage but caring deeply about how the greatest golfer who ever lived is no longer ‘mixed’ but ‘black’ because he fucked up.
Man that burned me.
To Louis-I get stopped by the police for no good reason, I’m a black guy. I give a speech in front of the FBI, I’m a invited speaker.
Hense, my anger.
Vinnie Bartilucci
December 5, 2009 - 9:45 pm
“I would rather watch Hockey I would rather watch Hockey
Men in odd footwear in places they shouldn’t be, hitting things with sticks.
Not all that different, save for the shin guards.
Jonathan (the other one)
December 6, 2009 - 9:58 am
What strikes me as truly remarkable about the development of the Tiger Woods “story” is the fact that network news organizations were actually referencing stories in “Us Weekly” and the National Enquirer as if they were reliable news organizations!
That said, I did see one thing on Twitter that made me chuckle:
Q: What’s the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a golf ball?
A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards without hitting a tree.