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How To Seduce Women PART 1, by Q. Reyes – Artistic Warfare #52

December 13, 2009 Q. Reyes 7 Comments

I’m not claiming to be an expert in the art of seduction, although I did take an online course that labels me as such. What I’m here to explain to you is that seducing women is not about sex at all. It’s a very complex art form and each conquest is it’s own masterpiece in the canvas of seduction.

It all starts with genuine attraction. If you’re not truly attracted by the woman you’re trying to seduce, then you are already lowering your success ratio. So the first thing you need to do is evaluate your attraction level and make sure this is a conquest worth for you to pursuit.

The next step in seducing a woman is to listen. Sounds counter-productive to the end goal, but the fact is that a woman will tell you exactly what she wants you to do. You just need to listen closely and pay attention to the subtleties. Remember that when communicating with the woman that you’re seducing, it’s important that you always read between the lines. If you don’t know what that means, then seduction is not for you.

The next step is establishing dominance. This doesn’t mean that you’re going to Chris Brown her – but what it does mean is that you need to show that you’re an Alpha male. You do this by ALWAYS making eye contact, speaking loudly and clearly, and answering questions with questions. You have to make it all about her. NEVER talk about you. Ever. That’s the quickest way to get her disinterested.

During your conversations, make sure that you are asking open-ended questions. Don’t ask questions where a yes or no answer could be given. Even better than questions, however, are “requests”. This means that you’re not asking a question, but rather you’re demanding an action. For example “Tell me about you”. This demand establishes dominance while asking an open ended question.

Women think with their emotions, so you have to keep in mind that she’s living through any subject in your conversation. If you’re talking about her childhood, and she had a horrible childhood, then she’s not going to feel very good about the conversation. That’s why it’s important to only talk about subjects that bring out some of her better life memories.

These are some of the basic rules to keep in mind when engaging in the seduction of one of he best things God created: Women.

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  1. Martha Thomases
    December 13, 2009 - 7:14 am

    Clearly, Q, you and I were never meant to be.

  2. pennie
    December 13, 2009 - 2:46 pm

    Yeah, there’s that.
    Conquest…p’tooey!

  3. Reg
    December 13, 2009 - 6:37 pm

    Q, you’re 0 for 2 here, hermano. Might be time to adjust your game plan. 😛

  4. MOTU
    December 13, 2009 - 7:56 pm

    10 ways to seduce a woman MOTU style:

    The following is a sure fire way to seduce any woman according to their beliefs.

    1) If the woman is a member of the GOP.
    Tell her you live in a gated community where there are no Blacks, no Jews and no Gays. Add you are a doctor and you can consider the panties O F F.

    2) If the woman is a member of P.E.T.A.
    Have a furry back and don’t shave…ever. Lie about eating meat. Adopt a ugly one legged puppy and fake tears during those 3 a.m. animal cruelty commercials.

    3) If the woman is featured on ANY of those ‘Real Housewives Of Wherever’ shows.
    Have and flaunt a LOT of money and be a spineless DICK.

    4) If the woman is Asian.
    Forget it leave that to me. You don’t stand a chance.

    5) If the woman is STUNNING.
    Ignore her.

    6) If the woman is ugly.
    Say ‘Hi.’

    7) If the woman is Martha Thomases
    She’s taken but if by chance she was not, have a point of view, READ,be funny, smart and be prepared to lose a LOT of arguments.

    8) if the woman is Sarah Palin.
    DON’T have a point of view, DON’T READ, DON’T be funny, DON’T be smart and be prepared to start self medicating.

    9) If the woman is Linda Gold.
    Be prepared to get the living shit kicked out of you by Mike Gold. Once you can eat solid food again-be an original person who does not have to have ‘goggle’ on speed dial because you are intellectually retarded.

    10) If the woman is Tatiana.
    Realize that every other woman you have ever met cannot prepare you for her. Then all you have to do is be introduced by me. Hey-that happened!

  5. Martha Thomases
    December 14, 2009 - 8:06 am

    @MOTU: It’s adorable that you think I have standards. Really, all you have to do is keep me up until 2 AM (when I’ll do anything as long as I can lie down doing it) and tell me how thin I look.

  6. Alan Coil
    December 14, 2009 - 11:06 am

    MArtha, for a woman your age, you certainly are slender.

    Wait. I screwed that up, didn’t I?

  7. MOTU
    December 14, 2009 - 12:26 pm

    Alan…

    ‘Warning Will Robinson, WARNING!!!!’

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