The Funny Thing About Alcohol, by Q. Reyes – Artistic Warfare #68
May 2, 2010 Q. Reyes 4 Comments
The funny thing about alcohol is that there’s more than just one thing.
Alcohol will make you think you’re thinking, when you’re really not.
Alcohol will give you courage to do the things you’ve never knew you wanted to do.
Alcohol will help your problems get worse, while becoming a problem itself.
Alcohol seems like a good idea until you’re sober enough.
Alcohol has been around since the days of the cavemen. Notice how cavemen are not around anymore.
Alcohol is the fountain of youthlessness.
Alcohol makes you think you’re cool, when in reality you’re just an ass.
Alcohol goes by many names, but a drunk is a drunk.
Alcohol – the other white drink.
Please don’t be offended by my insults towards alcohol. We’re best friends.
Mike Gold
May 2, 2010 - 2:33 pm
Never cared for the stuff. Rather have good barbecue.
Reg
May 2, 2010 - 5:29 pm
Mike said…”Never cared for the stuff. Rather have good barbecue.”
Of course he neglected to add.. ‘… have good Window Pane’
But that’s for another column.
😛
Mike Gold
May 2, 2010 - 5:46 pm
That’s been a while. Like, nearly 40 years. It was fun but I don’t miss it.
Reg
May 2, 2010 - 7:14 pm
I know man… like I’d posted previously I was lucky to wake up from one of those dreams…so I definitely don’t miss those days. And to be honest, I found Keu’s ode to the fermented to be pretty on point. Not remembering how I got home one night long ago made me resist the allure from that point forward.