Jumble Jumble, by Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise
June 26, 2010 Martha Thomases 9 Comments
Did you ever have one of those weeks, where everything just goes along, and it’s fine, but there’s nothing really provocative happening? This is one of those weeks for me. Yes, I’m furious at BP, because I’m a selfish bitch and I want more shrimp and oysters, but my perspective isn’t particularly original nor insightful (if you’re not angry now, read this and you will be). I’m sorry there is flooding in various parts of the Midwest, but don’t know what to do about it. As a pacifist, I’m not very involved in the McChrystal hoo-hah, since I’m pretty much against the whole military thing (with qualifications much to boring and hair-splitting to go into here, when I want to be entertaining).
So, since I want amuse (see above), I offer these shallow random thoughts and observations about mid-summer, 2010.
• Foursquare is much more fun when you’re out of town. After seeing that my friend Calvin was completely addicted, I signed up. I was in Disneyland at the time, and racked up points and badges like crazy. Now that I’m home, I tend to go to all the same places. I’m the Mayor of Gotta Knit! because I’m there every Friday and Saturday (come see me!). Big whoop. I suppose, if you’re single, this is a great way to meet people. For us middle-aged married ladies? Not so much.
• The World Cup and Pride Week happening at the same time gives one many many opportunities to see cute, sweaty young guys with great thighs who wear shorts. This is very enjoyable for the previously mentioned middle-aged married ladies, because the men in question are safely unavailable, being either a) in Africa or b) gay.
• The Letterman show came up with the best way to describe New York in the summer when they called it “the city that makes its own gravy.”
• A really good movie, like Toy Story 3, commands the attention of its audience, even when that audience includes young, easily distractable children. At the screening we saw, there was no talking throughout the entire film, at least that we could hear. It would seem that great art enables good manners.
• Is Nicholas Cage trying to be Frank Miller? It sure looks like he is here.
• The best part of my week, oddly enough, was the memorial service for Dick Giordano. It was held at the Time-Life Building, and included people telling stories about what a great guy Dick was, and how lucky we were to know him and work with him. There were people there I didn’t know, including Neal Adams, Terry Austin, and Dick’s daughter and son-in-law. Mostly, however, there were people I’ve known for decades. It struck me that there was a time when I knew everyone at a comics event. The business was that small. I’m glad it’s grown enough so people can now earn a good living, but I miss the family feel.
Media Goddess Martha Thomases is going to try to appreciate the feel of her own family.
jody
June 26, 2010 - 6:22 am
Dear Mayor Martha Thomases,
I ENJOYED this article and connected to your thoughts. I must look into Foursquare. Since I’m a yoga flunkie, it might be a better way for me to relax.
John Tebbel
June 26, 2010 - 6:33 am
I learned to avoid daytime screenings of Disney animated features in the long drought period when their great classics were having a hard time connecting with elementary school children and the new pictures were lost in the wilderness.
I remember a weekday matinee at Rockefeller Center’s Guild Theater, once a no fan’s land, that was an absolutely perfect audience for Aladdin. Something of a turning point.
Mike Gold
June 26, 2010 - 3:33 pm
Terry Austin brought the house down at Dick’s memorial. Great storyteller, great comedic timing, a true natural. It was the highlight of the week, although I haven’t seen the Doctor Who season finale quite yet.
So New York City makes its own gravy. Is that a good thing?
MOTU
June 26, 2010 - 3:34 pm
Martha said,
“I’m glad it’s grown enough so people can now earn a good living, but I miss the family feel.”
I feel the exact same way. I was part of the DC family once, and just like a real family they kicked me out. Ah, good times.
What I miss most about comics being a more intimate is things like the old Wonder Con Wonder Con was in one hotel/convention center and EVERY single night EVERYONE in the industry would be at the bar. It was called Bar Con and I LOVED that. The funny part about it is that I didn’t start drinking until after the convention moved from Oakland to San Francisco. Denys Cowan and I would order cokes so it at least LOOKED like it could have been a real drink like a rum and coke. Wow-if I WAS drinking back then I would at least have an excuse ( I was drunk) for all the stupid shit I said or did.
Martha Thomases
June 27, 2010 - 6:14 am
@Mike: It sounds better than saying, “What’s that smell?”
Mike Gold
June 27, 2010 - 7:33 am
Martha, we know what that smell is.
I love the NYC subways, including the one around the corner from your place. But in the summer, it’s quite an experience.
Martha Thomases
June 27, 2010 - 8:13 am
@Mike: That subway station isn’t nearly as bad as the lower level at the Washington Square stop. In all cases, you get the effluvia (from all orifices) of humans, rats, pigeons, etc., plus the garbage from the various fast food eateries, combined with the subways. It’s an urban Shake’n’Bake.
Mike Gold
June 27, 2010 - 9:20 am
That’d make for a great radio contest. Worse smelling subway station in NYC. To be fair, it should be held on a specific day when it’s very hot, at least 90 degrees. Today would have been perfect. The 2nd Avenue station, the hallowed station of the Lower East Side (CBGBs, Katz’s Deli), is particularly fragrant even though the Bowery has been long gentrified.
Whitney
June 27, 2010 - 2:09 pm
I’ll chime in for the World Cup: How GREAT is a sport that disdains technology that could allow officials to make accurate calls, even at risk of inciting stadium riots? The excitment doesn’t end on the field.