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The Art of War, as Viewed from the Dog Park…, by Whitney Farmer – Un Pop Culture

June 23, 2010 Whitney Farmer 25 Comments

President Obama replaced General Stanley McChrystal today as commander of Afghanistan military operations following a face-to-face meeting at the White House. The General was given an opportunity to provide his account regarding a series of derogatory comments in the upcoming Rolling Stone magazine. The comments, available electronically now at http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/17390/119236 , were spoken according to both McChrystal and members of his senior staff while stuck in Paris during volcanic ash induced flight delays. Subsequent articles stated that the group had “gone to the locker room after the game and had their guard down”. Interestingly, the article seems to time these quotes as occurring during scheduled events, the most bothersome being a formal dinner, rather than while the group was shell-shocked with fatigue and ambushed by a long-hair with a pencil.

The comments range from veiled contempt to paternalistic exasperation to insubordination against the Commander in Chief. There is a stunningly unwise hijacking of a pop culture symbol when these senior advisors proudly call themselves Team America. As in accidently blowing up a culture treasure and then saying, “Back to headquarters for debriefing and cocktails.” Did they see enough of the movie to realize that they were being parodied?

There are troublesome indicators in the content of the article, fundamentally the concern of why the seasoned General would communicate in the manner that he did.  There are two scenarios, both of which need to be of deep concern to the American people:  First, that he might have astonishingly poor judgment and not understand the ramifications of what he was saying. This alone should disqualify from leadership in this volatile region. The second more troubling and perhaps more likely scenario is that he believed that he had enough power to be immune from civilian accountability. This latter scenario is the first step down a deadly road to military fascism.  This is the reason that President Truman fired MacArthur at the height of his popularity.

A few years ago, a friend mine was being represented by Pat Tillman’s dad in a divorce.  When news of the favored son’s death first reached our circle, we talked about what you tell a father when he has lost a child. In ordinary circumstances, words can’t seem to carry the weight of the help we want to give in the midst of crushing grief. It is always possible to say that the death of a child is a horror, even if it is an ordinary end for a soldier. But since that time, the Tillman family has encountered the additional burden of the conspiracy that has been revealed surrounding the circumstances of Pat’s death. McChrystal was part of that deception, signing papers for a commendation that falsified the facts and then personally receiving a promotion a few weeks later.  He warned Bush and Rumsfeld about the prudence of keeping the details of the friendly fire incident secret even from the family. And he was rewarded for it.

Whatever treats were handed to the General along the way to train him towards lifting his leg on the rule of the law, Obama as Big Dog has stepped in to remind him who is alpha at the dog park.

Those who are dog lovers and have had the opportunity to visit a dog park have witnessed a living lesson in politics. It is a war zone.  It’s a place of conflict and aggression that can quickly turn into an opportunity for adventure, victory and honor.

It’s usually the smaller dogs that start the fights. They usually have the most aggressive attitudes, perhaps because they need to bluff their way into equal relationships or perhaps because fear makes them mean. Like people. But while the smaller dogs start the fights, the others join in and take it over quickly. They battle for treats, attention, and mates and can cause lethal damage in the midst of the tussle.

But the alpha dogs rarely fight.  They show up on the scene and become the center of attention, leaving chew toys and turf wars forgotten.  When the alpha dog arrives, there is a calm order that settles in.  If an alpha doesn’t walk in its proper authority, the dangerous jostling and political maneuvering can begin again. A violation is committed, and then another line a bit farther is crossed.  The tension escalates and then the teeth are bared. Outside of the dog world, this can manifest as a military coup and the rise of a fascist state, or anarchy and the abandonment of law.

President Obama did the right thing.

Quote of the Blog from Barbara Woodhouse, author of “No Bad Dogs”: I say with all my heart that unless the owner of such a dog particularly requires it for show purposes, it should be neutered to make its life happy and that of its owners equally trouble free.


Whitney runs a rock music club in L.A. She didn’t celebrate the summer solstice.

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  1. Moriarty
    June 24, 2010 - 10:19 am

    Whitney,

    One thing I got from the Rolling Stone article was that General McChrystal has spent his entire Army career testing the limits of what kind of behavior he could get away with, without being reprimanded in any way. Even as far back as his days at West Point. Add the Tillman cover up and that he announced “mission accomplished” almost simultaneously with Bush II, and you have a man who, in his mind, was untouchable. You say in your blog, “…he believed that he had enough power to be immune from civilian accountability,” and until he met the current resident of 1660 Pennsylvania Ave. it seemed like he was, because he had been immune from military accountability for years and years. Isn’t it good to know we have a President who is intelligent, calm in the face of crisis, and has a pair?

    By the way, no mention has been made of what has happened to the rest of “Team America” and General McChrystal is still a four-star general on active duty. This dog is not gone from the park, just cowed temporarily.

    Isn’t it also interesting to note that the Rolling Stone article says, apparently, our last ally in Afghanistan is the hated (in red state America) French?

  2. MOTU
    June 24, 2010 - 10:32 am

    I just think it’s cool the Obama reads Rolling Stone.

  3. Moriarty
    June 24, 2010 - 11:03 am

    I think it’s amazing that anyone reads Rolling Stone. I haven’t looked at it since Hunter Thompson and P. J. O’Rourke stopped writing for it.

  4. MOTU
    June 24, 2010 - 3:26 pm

    Hunter Thompson…there’s a writer!

  5. Moriarty
    June 24, 2010 - 3:47 pm

    MOTU,
    I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not. I’ll assume you’re not. Yes, Hunter Thompson is/was a good writer, especially if you’ve taken more pills that Carter has…well, pills.

    I’ve always thought that P. J. O’Rourke is the only Republican writer who was funny. No mean feat.

  6. Reg
    June 24, 2010 - 4:40 pm

    Whitney said…”Did they see enough of the movie to realize that they were being parodied?”

    As individuals soldiers can be very smart, collectively, they can be fearsomely efficient at what they are trained to do (for which we owe them serious props and gratitude)… and at times stupendously and dangerously stupid. Case in point.

    Which is just my long winded way of co-signing with Marc’s idiom…

    “A person is smart. People are dumb.”

    But what pisses me off the most about McChrystal’s arrogant and egregious breach of fundamental military protocol is the cost to the frontline grunts. Their burden has just become heavier and deadlier.

    A$$wipe.

  7. Reg
    June 24, 2010 - 5:10 pm

    Oh yeah… having said that…probably just as much vitriol belongs to Rolling Stone… is the price of a Pulitzer worth more than the lives of our sons and daughters…and the price of (if not victory, at least) a safer extraction?

    What real benefit did this expose bring?

  8. MOTU
    June 25, 2010 - 12:20 pm

    Moriarty ,

    I’m not being sarcastic at all.

    Hunter S. Thompson is one of my favorite writers. I read a LOT so that’s saying something.

  9. Moriarty
    June 25, 2010 - 1:02 pm

    MOTU,

    Me too. Good to know that there are a few of us left who prefer prose with a little more weight than LOL, OMG, and BFF.

  10. Whitney
    June 26, 2010 - 4:59 am

    I have a person who could best be described as a business adversary who launches attacks via emails/texts filled with LOLs, smiley faces and exclamation marks. You have no idea how ironic that is.

  11. Whitney
    June 26, 2010 - 5:15 am

    Reg –

    You bring up a new and important point: What was the motivation of RS to run with the story? Undoubtedly to get the information out to as many people as possible. But being a news outlet, this translates into increased readership, even if the uptick evaporates. Does the risk of collateral damage (such as increased casualties due to a leadership change)factor in to that decision, or should it?

    I’ll use a motorcycle analogy: After you rebuild a bike, you take it out and run it hard to see if it will hold together. You listen for squeaks and creaks that still need some work. That “shakedown” run, as it is called, is essential to make sure the work is completed and done right. HOWEVER, it isn’t conducted unless you have a sufficient amount of confidence in the machine can support the challenge and not kill you or anyone else in the test. It’s my hope and expectation that President Obama will sail through this. But your concern about the soldiers is valid. As Moriarty pointed out, much of the culpable power structure was untouched by this shakedown.

  12. MOTU
    June 26, 2010 - 3:41 pm

    Moriarty said,

    “Good to know that there are a few of us left who prefer prose with a little more weight than LOL, OMG, and BFF.”

    LOL!

    I mean YES nothing beats a good book that will keep you up at night and make you late in the morning. That said if Hemingway was writing today his books would be full of short, sweet, OMG’s or LOL’s.

    Or not, I could be wrong I often am.

  13. Mike Gold
    June 26, 2010 - 4:11 pm

    MOTU sez “I just think it’s cool the Obama reads Rolling Stone.” Not me. Rolling Stone is just to the left of the National Review. Which, next to the other right wing rags, is pretty middle-of-the-road. I’d be more impressed if Obama was reading Tatoo Ink.

    Moriarty: I think Carter is out of the pill business. Have you seen any of those little liver pills lately? You can still find Bisacodyl, which was what those pills were made of. But people pretty much stopped buying Carter’s after the government made them drop the word “liver” from the name. Not that it’s the least bit important…

  14. Whitney
    June 26, 2010 - 7:56 pm

    Mike Gold –

    Ok, you stumped me. I have no idea what Tatoo Ink is eventhough I observe what is culturally interesting from a safe distance. The closest I have gotten to the ink culture thus far is asking one of my Samoan bodyguards to design a Samoan angel for me. It MIGHT be my first tattoo ever, and he would do it for me. Still don’t know if I’ll go through with it. But, trying to make me cool, he taught me the Crips handshake yesterday. I guess that “that which can kill me makes me cooler” might apply.

  15. Vinnie Bartilucci
    June 27, 2010 - 10:37 am

    Obama Can Do Nothing Right.

    That’s the action line. If Afghanistan starts to nose dive (a challenge, I know), or if they amend th upcoming “out date”, the media will undoubtedly start with “Did Obama make a mistake?”

    It’s SOP to beat on the sitting President, but this is gettin silly.

  16. Moriarty
    June 27, 2010 - 11:00 am

    Mike Gold,
    I thought the Carter’s Pill comparison would be funny. I guess using such an old reference shows both my age and my cluelessness. Still, it was a little funny, wasn’t it? I mean not LOL funny but…

    Whitney,
    Crips’ handshake, a tattoo? Aren’t you cool enough already?

  17. Mike Gold
    June 27, 2010 - 12:32 pm

    Moriarty — I wasn’t criticizing. I think it’s funny that people still use the phrase so long after Carter went blooie, and, like, six decades after the “liver” was taken out.

    Hmmm… that last part doesn’t sound right.

  18. Whitney
    June 27, 2010 - 1:56 pm

    Mike Gold and Moriarty (M&M?) –

    It takes guts to roll out and serialize the laxative jokes. It’s like the Forbidden Zone of comic advenures. Panther Girl of the Congo might chime in soon…

  19. Whitney
    June 27, 2010 - 2:02 pm

    Moriarty –

    RE: “..aren’t you cool enough?” Well…last night we had Iron Butterfly at the club, as in “Ina Garda Da Vita” or whatever is the title when you’re not drunk. They are leaving on a European tour now, which brought us to the topic of venues they’ll play, which brought us to the topic of Prague, which I felt was a natural segue to the Golum episode of “Kolchack: The Night Stalker”. So I led the band in the Green Room through a LONG conversation that included my favorite episodes…

    So ‘no’. There is no one who can possibly mistake me for being cool.

  20. Whitney
    June 27, 2010 - 2:04 pm

    Vinnie –

    If we continue to hamstring the President with armchair quarterbacking instead of giving respect, we might never experience all of the advantages that could come to our country from his gifts.

  21. Moriarty
    June 27, 2010 - 2:53 pm

    Whitney,
    Anyone who can say they “led the conversation with Iron Butterfly,” without saying, “I LED THE CONVERSATION WITH IRON BUTTRLY!” is probably pretty cool.

    P.S. Great moment in The Simpsons; Bart sneaks the sheet music to of Ina Garda Da Vita to the elderly church organist and she plays it with the entire congregation singing along, including the greatly extended organ solo.

  22. Moriarty
    June 27, 2010 - 2:54 pm

    Butterfly that is.

  23. Mike Gold
    June 27, 2010 - 4:23 pm

    Holy crap. I saw Iron Butterfly at Chicago’s beautiful Aragon Ballroom (still around; Google it for pictures, it’s worth it) back in 1969. They opened for Jefferson Airplane. When they finished and the Airplane set up, Grace Slick, who evidently never heard of them before, shouted “How the fuck can we follow that?” Then she took her top off.

    That was also the last time I saw Iron Butterfly perform. I think they permanently affected my hearing. Well, them and a lotta others. I used to get requests to playIn-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (yep, that’s the name). I once played it on a New Year’s show, but I ran it at 78 rpm instead of 33. MY audience appreciated that.

  24. Whitney
    June 27, 2010 - 9:36 pm

    To All –

    Let me clarify: I might have BORED Iron Butterfly by talking about Kolchack: The Night Stalker. Except maybe when I told them about dressing for Halloweeen when I was 9 as a vampire victim because my best friend was a vampire. Since we had only watched the show, we assumed that vampires only hunted hookers in Vegas. So…I basicaly dressed as a prostitute with two holes in her neck at the age of 9 for Halloween. I didn’t even know what sex was, let alone paying for it. It’s hard to describe the expressions on the people’s faces when they opened to door to give us candy…I only realized what I had done last year. All these years, it has been a mystery why they looked so troubled when they asked me what I was.

  25. Reg
    June 28, 2010 - 9:24 am

    Whitney…the old adage is true… War is mostly about old men killing off their younger competition. So yeah..the grunts always bear the costs for the arrogance of the old guard.

    Also, with all respect to the late great Darrin McGavin, you do realize that the Night Stalker was the poor man’s Night Gallery, don’t you?

    Who can forget…’The Caterpillar’?

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