Lessons from Comic-Con by Q. Reyes – Artistic Warfare #75

July 26, 2010 Q. Reyes 10 Comments

I have to say that a GREAT time is an understatement when speaking of MOTU’s party in San Diego.

Besides the good networking and checking out Bill Duke in his nice hat, just doing him (and attracting all the attention without even trying), I have to say that I learned a lot.

Lesson #1 – Salvadoreans are NOT Mexicans – I learned this lesson from a drunk young lady that is proud of her culture. I guess she mistook my interest for actually caring. Lesson learned: Don’t act like I care.

Lesson #2 – White women LOVE Black men. It’s always that 6’5″ dude with a trimmed goatee that gets all the White women. I’m tired of that shit. Not that I want White women, its just nice to have options once in a while.

Lesson #3 – MOTU looks good in white. Nice jacket. (Didn’t see many Asian women at the party though – I hope his libido isn’t declining).

Lesson #4 – I heard some dude got stabbed during Comic-Con. (But I also heard that a bunch of women got stabbed, too).

Lesson #5 – Sushi tastes all the same when you’re hungry. (The sushi was the only Asian MOTU ate last night)

Lesson #6 – I need a Dark Vader mask or a Superman cape. I saw dude’s in Dark Vader masks pick up hot chicks. I’m gonna try that.

Lesson #7 – There’s no Latino Panel at Comic-Con!

Lesson #8 – I don’t remember from this point on. ( I woke up at a Motel 6 in Fresno the next day wearing nothing but a Dark Vader mask and MOTU’s white jacket).

I wrote this article on my way to the Greyhound station.