Done, by Michael Davis – Straight No Chaser #182
August 26, 2010 Michael Davis 8 Comments
I’m just done with people who just don’t get it.
Really. If you are too stupid to get that you are stupid I’m done with you. If you are fat and keep complaining about how fat you are but keep ordering double cheeseburgers as appetizers then I’m done with you. If you talk shit about the President (any President) and have never voted then I’m done with you.
Ah, freedom.
The freedom to not give a fuck is so relaxing.
Is it a pool day?
Hey idiot GOP member who questions rather or not Obama was born here.
Guess what?
HE’S the President. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…bitch.
I’m done with you.
Hey Dr. Laura…NIGGER!!
In this case, YOU are done.
Hey Michael Davis haters. Guess how I’m living?
Done with you.
Man, I’m feeling good. Life is to short to deal with people who just don’t get it. You know what? I just realized the word ‘done’ is my new favorite word. It works for almost everything in life.
You finish your homework?
Done.
I need you to fix the sink.
Done..
I want you to get a job.
Done.
Will you promise to love me forever?
Done.
Leave me alone.
Done.
What are you going to do? Kill me?
Done.
You are reading the words of a man who doesn’t have a care in the world. I’m going to make love tonight for HOURS I’m going to rock…
Done.
Kyle Gnepper
August 27, 2010 - 5:50 am
Nice way to start of my Friday. I fully support you plan of ‘Done’.
David Quinn
August 27, 2010 - 5:56 am
Done here, too.
Martha Thomases
August 27, 2010 - 5:59 am
The best part of AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN PARIS? Dunne!
Chris Gumprich
August 27, 2010 - 7:04 am
Best kind of shaved beef sandwich? Donair.
(Not to step on Martha’s joke, but it was hard to resist.)
Vinnie Bartilucci
August 27, 2010 - 9:23 am
That’d make a great Peanuts strip.
“Hey Charlie Brown, kick the football while I hold it”
And he just walks away…”Done”.
It’s just that it’s so TEMPTING to try and talk to these people. You keep thinking “THIS time I can reach them, or at LEAST get them to get some of my jokes”
But no. They proceed to misread, misinterpret and misunderestimate you, and you swear you won’t do THAT again.
And then they say something flannelheaded, and you just can’t STOP yourself.
Luckily, I have built up a very thick forehead from endless wall-banging (in futility, frustration and punishment for varied self-transgressions) so I don’t mind trying again, after letting it scab up a bit.
MOTU
August 27, 2010 - 1:22 pm
Vinnie,
It IS tempting to try and talk to those people and I’m sure I’ll weaken in the future and do so again. But as of now on this 111 degree day here in the San Fernando Valley I’m SO done.
pennie
August 28, 2010 - 4:04 pm
When I met Martha, I was in a class studying…(wait for it…)Donne!
What did Bradstreet do when he met his future partner…Dun!
And what happened in my first marriage…dun-da-dun-dun…
MOTU
August 28, 2010 - 8:45 pm
LOL!