America, Let this Be a Lesson… By Whitney Farmer – Un Pop Culture
November 18, 2010 Whitney Farmer 20 Comments
Whitney runs a rock music venue on the beach in L.A. She has an M.B.A., and bought some new sunglasses today.
“Dancing with the Stars” is in the midst of what may be its greatest controversy in all of its gazillion seasons. Bristol Palin ousted Brandy to secure a spot in the Finals competition based on the number of votes submitted in her favor by the viewing public.
Reports have been circulating about how the Tea Party has been encouraged to vote. There are blog postings that have described how the reporting system at ABC seemingly doesn’t care enough to vet each contact and how this provides opportunities for multiple votes with relative ease. Apparently the email addresses don’t have to be a valid address and no verification is sent back to the specified voter’s email to confirm its authenticity. One comment stated that the person was individually able to vote over 300 times.
Why hasn’t ABC taken the steps necessary to prevent multiple votes from the same individuals, thus allowing their system to be manipulated as it has been by the Tea Party? BECAUSE NONE OF THIS REALLY MATTERS AND THERE IS NO VALUE IN CHANGING THEIR STATUS QUO. This contest is ashow, one of the most fluffy pieces of entertainment ever to be given birth. If the voting system is crafted like the system that was rolled out by “American Idol”, then the votes generate revenue for whoever milks this cash cow. There is a possibility that — if revenue generating, or if the data that is gathered is valuable enough to be converted into a marketable asset — the votes fund the entire production at a significant profit.
And in some arenas, there is no such thing as bad publicity. Citizens who will never become viewers of the show are aware of what has transpired. Those who have already been hooked by the crack of the cognitive dissonance of astronauts and NFL quarterbacks doing jazz hands now schedule their lives around viewing the next episodes.
As frightening as the first vestiges of a Fahrenheit 451 society , (infantile and controllable because of no books…remember?), are and should be, there is a more frightening aspect to what has occurred.
Ms. Palin won. Her supporters figured out how to work the system and dedicated time and effort into her election. Now she is in the winner’s circle. And there is nothing anyone can do about it because she got more votes.
Hey America: Do you get it? In the words of Cyrus from The Warriors: “Can you dig it…?”
Quote of the Blog from Sarah Palin, describing the media as investigative reports began to surface regarding her rugged hand-picked fav for Governor of Alaska: “…Conniving bastards…”. Perhaps she was inferring that those people who work in the media were conceived as a result of fornication between an unmarried man and an unmarried woman — as were her son Track prior to she and her then-boyfriend Todd eloping, or her grandson Tripp from the liaison of her daughter Bristol with Levi Johnston. Editorial comment: I know bastards. Some of my best friends are bastards. I would not describe any of them as being conniving.
MOTU
November 18, 2010 - 11:15 am
Palin beat BRANDY??
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MOTU
November 18, 2010 - 11:15 am
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Mike Gold
November 18, 2010 - 4:59 pm
They start spinnin’ every Friday night
They dance the greatest and they do it right
Well, it’s the latest, it’s the greatest sight to see
The kids in Bristol are sharp as a pistol
When they do the Bristol Stomp
Really somethin’ when they join in jumpin’
When they do the Bristol Stomp
McCarthy
November 18, 2010 - 8:53 pm
America said “Brandy, you’re a fine girl”
(you’re a fine girl)
“What a good DWTS champ you would be”
(such a fine girl)
“But it seems that the Tea Party voted Bristol P”
(WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF?)
whitney
November 18, 2010 - 9:49 pm
Mike, the Golden Boy:
I like coffee.
I don’t like tea.
I like Java Boyz
and Tea Baggers don’t like me.
Coffee, not tea.
Java and me…
a cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa cup…
ahhh
whitney
November 18, 2010 - 10:03 pm
McCarthy –
ONE of my favorite songs from my girlhood! “…for my life, my love, and my lady is the sea-ee…do do. do do DO!”
whitney
November 18, 2010 - 10:10 pm
MOTU –
Talk about wallpaper…Your profanity actually creates a remarkably interesting pattern.
Scientific update: A recent article published in LiveScience reported that scientists in Japan have succeeded in converting thoughts into energy. There was reference to Maxwell’s Demon, a theory proposed by a physicist from a bygone era.
We feel your pain. And we see it.
Reg
November 20, 2010 - 8:30 pm
Yeeeeeeeeah….I rarely let this type of mindless claptrap affect me, but THIS BULL really pissed me off. I don’t even watch this show, but the clip showing the crushing of Brandy’s spirit (after scoring a perfect 10!) was heartrending.
I imagine that a fair number of dominatrixes have been executing their paid ‘punishments’ on certain folks who gave the green light for this .
And my question regardin the SaP and her bad seed is…Devout Christians?
Really??
Reg
November 20, 2010 - 8:36 pm
@ Lady Whitney…
I noticed the pattern of the mOTu’s ‘expression’ as well. Has an almost mathematical wave aesthetic about it, doesn’t it?
;-P
Whitney
November 21, 2010 - 6:39 am
King Reg –
Some things are worthy of cursing. The challenge is deciding when and what. Did you see one of the signs at Jon Stewart’s rally that said “Jesus Hates Figs – Matt. 21:19”? Never blasphemy, but calling things out in a shocking way can sometimes have the effect of jump-starting moral development like putting defibrillator paddles on a heart that has frozen up with gunk. I once heard a PhD in Hebrew state that Elijah used some idiomatic expressions before the prophets of baal (lower case) that my Canadian father would check me for using.
Whitney
November 21, 2010 - 6:41 am
King Reg Encore –
RE: Devout Christians…quoting C.S. Lewis: “I am not a Christian because I am a patriot. I am a patriot because I am a Christian.”
Hoo Ah
Bill Mulligan
November 21, 2010 - 1:36 pm
As a die hard Not fan of This Show I’ve been able to watch two separate phenomenon with relative dispassion: people voting for someone who isn’t all that good in a dance show and people totally losing their shit over it.
One of these is a bit alarming. Seriously. Please, if you are in group number 2, never, ever, tell anyone to “Get a life.”. Even if they are furries who go to Klingon language camp.
Mike Gold
November 21, 2010 - 2:15 pm
“Even if they are furries who go to Klingon language camp.” Dude, I just showered!
Bill Mulligan
November 21, 2010 - 5:54 pm
It had to be said. Tlhap a yIn!
Whitney
November 21, 2010 - 8:30 pm
Bill –
I think I’ve watched the show a grand total of two times, once because I was too lazy to channel surf and once with my little sister the dancer from NYC to see what her reactions would be. The ONLY way I would tune in regularly would be if William Shatner was on it. But I think he is too busy with his latest hit t.v. series.
Whitney
November 21, 2010 - 8:33 pm
Mike Gold, the Golden Boy –
Don’t be upset, kiddo. When a mommy and daddy REALLY love each other, they put on synthetic pelts and make up a language from a planet that is made up. One day when your brain shrinks, you’ll understand.
Mike Gold
November 22, 2010 - 8:00 am
Whitney —
Ewwwwww.
Vinnie Bartilucci
November 22, 2010 - 9:29 am
“Scientific update: A recent article published in LiveScience reported that scientists in Japan have succeeded in converting thoughts into energy.”
For how long have I been saying that we need to build a machine that runs on offense?
And Japan has beaten us to it.
Why do you not LISTEN, America?
Bill Mulligan
November 22, 2010 - 11:01 am
“Scientific update: A recent article published in LiveScience reported that scientists in Japan have succeeded in converting thoughts into energy.”
Yeah, that really worked out well for the Krell, didn’t it?
Vinnie Bartilucci
November 22, 2010 - 11:45 am
Ah, subtle difference – The Krell were converting thoughts into MATTER, not energy.
So this is perfectly safe.