Santa Clause is Gay, by Q. Reyes – Artistic Warfare #91

December 26, 2010 Q. Reyes 3 Comments

Sure, saying that Santa Clause is gay sounds crazy, but I saw him!  I’ve never been to a gay club in my life, until last week a girl invited me to go to a bar with her and her cousins.  I had no idea that her cousins were gay and that we were going to a gay bar.  That’s where I saw Santa Clause dancing on stage wearing a thong.  I was very disappointed for Mrs. Clause.

Now, I’m very secure about my manhood, so I don’t have a problem with gay people or gay places. I was actually curious as to what goes on in gay clubs.  I always hear all these outrageous stories and I just needed to see for myself.

So I’m in there not knowing what to expect, and I have to say that I had a great time.  Gay guys are extreme partiers.  I couldn’t stop laughing at the fact that a lot of them would keep drinking until they literally had to be dragged out of the club by the bouncers.  I thought it was hilarious.  I saw guys passed out on the floor all over the place.  You don’t see that as often in straight clubs.

One of the best things about the gay club was that the women there (who usually go to hang out with their male gay friends) were very available.  I was able to approach these women without resistance.  After a while I was going up to the guys they were with and simply asking them to “let me have her.”  And they would, because these guys had no interest in the girls they were with.  I felt like a wolf inside an unguarded chicken coop.

Not all of them were women however, and I did have to ask that question before any conversation took place.  I knew the one’s that got offended by the question were real women.

It was a great experience, and I have to say that gay guys know how to party hard (no pun intended).  More guys should be gay so that I can have less competition to get the women they don’t want.  They say one man’s garbage is another man’s treasure, and I saw it in action this last week.