A Christmas Song!, by Michael Davis – Straight No Chaser #247

December 16, 2011 Michael Davis 3 Comments

Sung to the tune of Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer. 

You know Dasher and Dancer

And Prancer and Vixen,

Comet and Cupid

And Donner and Blitzen!

But do you recall, the most famous reindeer of all?

 

LLLowe’s the red-nosed racist!

 

Lowe’s the red-nosed racist!

Had a very shiny nose

And if you ever saw it

You would even say it blows!

 

All of the other racists

Used to laugh and call him names,

So until Lowe’s joined a far

Right hate group they never let Lowe’s

Play in any reindeer games!

 

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Kayak came to say;

Lowe’s with your racism so bright

Won’t you pull your Ads from

All-American Muslim tonight?

 

Then all the racists loved him

And the far right wing too

Lowe’s the red-nosed racist,

 

Fuck you.