Jesus Christ is a Tea Party Republican, by Q. Reyes – Artistic Warfare #102

January 16, 2012 Q. Reyes 0 Comments

Everyone knows Jesus does not believe in a woman’s right to choose.  He also does not believe in the separation of church and state.  Jesus would never, ever, ever, ever vote for a Democrat.  So why are so many Christians voting Democrat?

Further, God does not believe in illegal immigration, that’s why he helped Moses and his people escape Egypt – although he did believe in slavery, proven by several passages in the Bible where he gave instructions to slaves to obey their masters.  Including, but not limited to,

Ephesians 6:5 “Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.”

Peter 2:18 “Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh.”

Colossians 3:22 “Slaves, obey your earthly masters in everything; and do it, not only when their eye is on you and to win their favor, but with sincerity of heart and reverence for the Lord.”

…and it goes on and on.  Do your own research and start obeying.

My point is that if you truly want to go to heaven then you must ask yourself, “What would Jesus do?”  And the answer is clear: Jesus would vote or Mitt Romney.

PS – Just to make sure I’m offending everyone equally, true Atheists don’t consider themselves Atheists (and they would also vote for Mitt Romney).

VOTE MITT ROMNEY 2012 – He’s the best looking candidate.