McFetus – I’m Loving It! By Mike Gold Brainiac On Banjo #260

January 30, 2012 Mike Gold 2 Comments

Let’s see… who’s the biggest idiot politician of the week?

We’ll exclude Mitt and Newt due to overexposure. Besides, I’m naming the award “the Newt.” And, so, the very first winner of the Brainiac On Banjo Newt is…

Oklahoma Republican State Senator Ralph Shortey! Last week, this guy introduced a billoutlawing the sale or manufacture of food or products that contain aborted human fetuses. “There is a potential that there are companies that are using aborted human babies in their research and development of basically enhancing flavor for artificial flavors.”

Shortey declined to release any supporting data, such as which companies are using or are planning on using feti in their food products, or how feti might enhance flavor. As a man who enjoys cooking almost as much as I enjoy eating, I am keen to learn.

Absent of anything to back up his claim, leftist socialist humanist baby killers such as myself are forced to conclude Shortey pulled this one out of his ass. Or maybe that’s where he thinks babies come from; the senator doesn’t seem to be particularly well-informed.

“I’m not entirely sure if there are any (companies doing this)”, Shortey told a local radio station. “But the fact is that there is a potential that there are companies that are using aborted human babies in their research and development of basically enhancing flavor for artificial flavors. And if that is happening – because it is a possibility – and if it’s happening then I just don’t think it should even be an option for a company.”

Shortey went on to conflate the use of feti as food additives with forced organ donation.“That’s kind of what we’re doing with these children. Before they’re born, we’re going to kill them and then we can do anything we want to with your body.” Please note he said “that’s kind of what we’re doing with these children.” Brushing aside the fact that this fool doesn’t know the difference between a fetus and a child – making for some prettyicky family reunions – that’s a pretty definitive statement. He can’t prove it, but in some form, we’re doing it.

“You may think it’s ethical to kill a child in the womb. But the question now before us is: is it ethical to then use that aborted child for research and development to enhance flavors in food?” Shortey pontificated.

Well, damn. That fetus ain’t doing anybody any good in the garbage pail. Nor are the morons who voted this clown into office.

Always on the lookout for new and exciting types of barbecue, Mike Gold performs the weekly two-hour Weird Sounds Inside The Gold Mind ass-kicking bizarro music and blather radio show on The Point, www.getthepointradio.com, every Sunday at 7:00 PM Eastern, replayed three times during the week (check the website above for times). It’s also available On Demand at the same venue.