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Two Steps Forward and One Step Back, by Mike Gold – Brainiac On Banjo #333 | @MDWorld

July 8, 2013 Mike Gold 0 Comments

Brainiac Art 333When it comes to religious-driven bigotry and prejudice, there’s a tendency to think of the southern states first. This is for good reason, but we should not overlook the hatred bubbling over in the northern states as well.

For example, take Pennsylvania. It’s had a bad rap as being the deep south “between Philadelphia and Pittsburgh” – recent history has put the lie to this. We think of the commonwealth as a blue state because in 2012 it went for Obama 52 to 47% and they reelected Democratic Senator Bob Casey by an even wider margin.

But appearances can be deceiving. The Pennsylvania state constitution includes this passage: “No person who acknowledges the being of a god and a future state of rewards and punishments shall, on account of his religious sentiments, be disqualified to hold any office or place of trust or profit under this Commonwealth.” So much for religious freedom in this hotbed of bigotry and discrimination.

Case in point: following the Supreme Court’s decision striking down the Defense of Marriage Act, Democratic State Rep. Brian Sims took to the floor in support. He had announced his plans to introduce marriage equality legislation and, therefore, is a serious threat to the Religionists’ hate-driven status quo. But when he opened his mouth, he was gaveled out of order by “a procedural maneuver.” Republican State Rep. Daryl Metcalfe objected to the remarks on the grounds that Sims was speaking out “against God’s law.”

“I did not believe that as a member of that body that I should allow someone to make comments such as he was preparing to make that ultimately were just open rebellion against what the word of God has said, what God has said, and just open rebellion against God’s law,” Metcalfe told the press.

It must really, really piss off Metcalfe and his fellow haters that a majority of the so-called Ten Commandments (so-called because they vary from bible to bible, from church to church) are unconstitutional. Yep, it’s a fact. Our founding fathers, to whom Religionists point as bastions of Christian dogma, found it in their hearts-of-hearts to banish no less than six of this ten (I am the lord thy god; Thou shalt have no other gods before me; Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image; Thou shalt not take the name of the lord thy god in vain; Remember the sabbath day to keep it holy, and Honor thy father and thy mother) from the Law of the Land.

So, Sims was silenced. He couldn’t even voice his support of a decision made – and now national law superseding local statutes – by the highest court in the land.

Yet these bigots (who, in an astonishing, dictionary-defying act of hypocrisy, say they are being discriminated against when they are labeled bigots), have the audacity to proclaim themselves pro-law and order.

Well, that depends upon whose ox is being gored, doesn’t it?

Oh, yeah. Sims is gay. Go figure.

Mike Gold performs the weekly two-hour Weird Sounds Inside The Gold Mind ass-kicking rock, blues and blather radio show on The Point, www.getthepointradio.com, every Sunday at 7:00 PM Eastern, rebroadcast three times during the week – check the website above for times and streaming information. Gold also joins MDW’s Marc Alan Fishman, Martha Thomases and Michael Davis as a weekly columnist at www.comicmix.com where he pontificates on matters of four-color.

 

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  1. Martha Thomases
    July 8, 2013 - 7:46 am

    The Communist regime in China is honoring more commandments than we are: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/08/opinion/yu-when-filial-piety-is-the-law.html?hp

  2. Rick Oliver
    July 8, 2013 - 2:08 pm

    Not sure what’s wrong with the statement in the state constitution. It does not imply that lack of belief in some god disqualifies you. It says that such belief does not disqualify you.

    The “word of God” OTOH, is a very murky area subject to endless theological debate. Why did one guy feel compelled to shut up just because some other guy invoked his interpretation of the “word of God”. And if the “word of God” is the final litmus test for all laws, why do we even need laws…or government? Where is the commandment that says: “Thou shalt form governments and pass laws based on your interpretation of my word”?

  3. Rick Oliver
    July 8, 2013 - 2:10 pm

    I guess I would prefer a more explicit God. One who says things like “Thou shalt bring me a shrubbery!”

  4. Mike Gold
    July 8, 2013 - 3:50 pm

    I’d give her one if I had a damn fire extinguisher.

  5. Mike Gold
    July 8, 2013 - 8:15 pm

    Martha, try and tell that to the bastards who screwed up our pledge of allegiance 60 years ago.

  6. Doug Abramson
    July 10, 2013 - 8:01 pm

    Rene,

    I say heresy sir! Nothing is as contradictory as Hawkman’s origin. Even suggesting that something is more screwed up is madness!

  7. Mike Gold
    July 10, 2013 - 8:11 pm

    Which one of Hawkman’s sundry origins? I can think of at least five, not counting the first and most interesting of them all, in Alex Raymond’s Flash Gordon. It seems Mr. And Mrs. Vultan came home real late one night, drunk out of their minds, and a future King of the Hawkmen ensued!

  8. Martha Thomases
    July 11, 2013 - 4:24 am

    Rene,

    It’s worse than that. The God of the early part of the Old Testament is different from the God of the later part of the Old Testament. David didn’t write psalms to a God who demanded stoning one’s kid.

  9. Rick Oliver
    July 11, 2013 - 12:25 pm

    Well, God negotiated at least three covenants with various representatives of the human race: two in the old testament and one in the new testament. And no, Mike, Eisner’s “Contract with God” doesn’t count.

  10. Mike Gold
    July 11, 2013 - 12:36 pm

    OK. Educate a dim-witted atheist. Is this god guy a schizophrenic? Seems like it. Be he hoary thunderer or cosmic muffin. I was an unbeliever since small childhood. It just never made sense to me. But Bob Dylan sealed the deal for me:

    God said to Abraham, “kill me a son”
    Abe said “man, you must be putting me on”
    God said “no,” Abe said “what?”
    God said you can do what you want to,
    but the next time you see me coming
    you better run.

    (BTW, do you know how hard it is to quote Dylan while WXRT is playing “Maggie’s Farm”? And, no, not the Bert Parks version from “The Freshman.”)

    Then, of course, we got us the Peter Green take:

    When I talk to god, you know he’ll understand
    He says “Stick by me, I’ll be your guiding hand
    But don’t ask me what I think of you
    You might not get the answer that you wanted to.”

    Amusingly, both Dylan and Green are solid Religionists. I like that.

  11. Mike Gold
    July 12, 2013 - 9:53 am

    The problem is, Rene, that people keep on pointing to their bible (whichever one they like) and citing that as some sort of evidence. Those of us who believe in the god that mankind created get confused. If the word is the word, and that’s the word in which faith is invested, then why does that word differ from sect to sect and even from person to person? I was totally blown away when I learned the “ten commandments” differed from bible to bible, from Judeo-Christian sect to sect.

    It’s the “hunt and pick” aspect of religion that pisses me off. Shellfish is okay, but gay marriage is the mark of the beast and the sun no longer revolves around the Earth and slavery isn’t so great after all but if you don’t believe in the big white invisible dude he’s so petty and hateful he will condemn you to the everlasting fires of perdition.

    It gets so confusing. An experienced science fiction writer could take the premise and make something of it. But the Religious Establishment doesn’t regard Scientology as a religion. I might respect a Religionist who actually gets royalties off of his bible — but not a Rolex.

  12. Mike Gold
    July 12, 2013 - 11:41 am

    Yeah? Well “Immanuel Kant was a real pissant, who was very rarely stable.”

  13. Neil C.
    July 12, 2013 - 3:45 pm

    Or there’s the line from Dire Straits’ “Industrial Disease,” Two men say they’re Jesus, one of them must be wrong.

  14. Mike Gold
    July 12, 2013 - 5:36 pm

    At least.

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