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November 30, 2013 Martha Thomases 6 Comments

Rock-Old-Shul-Thanksgivukkah-ecardIt is a phenomenon that occurs hardly ever, but this year, to annoy me, Hanukkah overlaps with Thanksgiving.  Someone told me, “It will be 60,000 years before this happens again.  Or maybe it’s 600, I forget.”

“It doesn’t make any difference,” I said.  “We’ll be dead.”

And so, in this holiday spirit, here are some thoughts on the subject.

Thanksgiving is a holiday I enjoy a great deal, and Hanukkah is a minor celebration that has been blown up to overcompensate for Jewish kids who don’t get Christmas.  It’s an odd mash-up, but there are some similarities, and they are worth celebrating.

Both holidays celebrate religious freedom, in that the colonists at the first Thanksgiving were escaping the religious tyranny in Europe, and the Maccabees wanted to keep the Temple free of the Romans.  So we celebrate ways to be true to ourselves in a world that includes others.

One of the things that the Maccabees were fighting over was the fact that the Gentiles had outlawed circumcision.  They Gentiles did this, not for health reasons (as one might today) but specifically to target the Jews.  So, when I light the menorah, I am grateful that my people have a tradition of demanding my right to control my own body.

We tend to gloss over the fact that the first Thanksgiving, as described in the modern myth, was the first example of American multiculturalism.  The Native Americans kindly invited the undocumented immigrants to their table, to share their bounty (since the Pilgrims had no bounty of their own).

Here’s an example of diverse views coming to the table.  A prominent American conservative, someone who has poured millions of his own dollars into right wing causes, is now campaigning to raise the minimum wage.  His reasons are interesting to me:  he’s doing this because he believes it will shrink the size of government.  In other words, if people who work full-time are paid a living wage, they won’t need food stamps or welfare or Medicaid or other government support, and that will shrink the entitlement programs.  If you read the whole article at the link, they discuss the reasons that other supporters of a higher minimum wage have for disagreeing with him.  I would probably side with the unions and progressives on this, but I think it’s an interesting discussion to have.  And there is hardly any screeching or name-calling involved.

So whatever you’re doing this weekend, I hope you have people you love nearby.  And I hope you can light a candle or two against the darkness.

Media Goddess Martha Thomases is ashamed at how much she covets the jewelry in the Tiffany ads this time of year.

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  1. Howard Cruse
    November 30, 2013 - 8:00 am

    And happy remaining holidays to you and yours, Martha. Eddie and I wish your traditional December donut fest was within reach for us, but we’ll still be thinking of you and will be sure to consume a few extra calories in your honor.

  2. Mike Gold
    November 30, 2013 - 8:58 am

    You are grateful that your people have a tradition of demanding your right to control your body? Well, that’s nice, but that’s simply not the case. Jewish males have no control over their own sexual mutilation. It’s “tradition.” Right. I’ll bet you’d have a different opinion if your faith demanded female circumcision (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_circumcision).

    As for the alleged “health reasons,” that pretty much disappeared after the invention of soap and water. There are other reasons for the procedure and I can’t say I’m a fan of smegma, but if it’s perceived as unacceptable in men it should be perceived similarly in women (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma.

    You might prefer involvement with circumcised people. I might prefer involvement with circumcised people. But that should be a choice. Circumcision should be a choice made by the potential recipient of the procedure. Circumcision of babies — male and/or female — is vile.

    And those mohel who literally suck the blood from the freshly circumcised male by placing their lips over the baby’s penis? They should be thrown in prison.

    Tradition. A tradition of sexual child abuse.

  3. Martha Thomases
    November 30, 2013 - 10:00 am

    Thanks, Howie. Also, I made a mistake in my rush to make deadline (theres a lesson for all you kids out there). The Maccabees fought the Greeks, not the Romans.

  4. Martha Thomases
    December 1, 2013 - 5:58 am

    Mike, I wasn’t defending circumcision per we, but rather my right to control my body, which is what I choose to take from this story. Also, I hunk it historically unfair to condemn the Maccabees for not having modern science.

    Jews have, traditionally, adapted with the times. Except for those stuck in the 18th Century.

  5. tom brucker
    December 1, 2013 - 8:14 pm

    I haven’t minded not having a choice. I had no choice where I grew up, or what I ate. Personal choice is not all important, in a few instances. The difficulty is in drawing the line.

  6. Rene
    December 2, 2013 - 10:31 am

    I agree with Mike. I see little to justify any sort of circumcision. “Cultural rights” do not trump human rights. It’s easy to muddle the waters by saying that the parents have a right to make medical decisions for infants. But medical procedures on infants must not include religiously motivated tradition that permanently alter someone’s body.

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