How does Shaq’s Ass Taste? by Q. Reyes – Artistic Warfare #82

September 26, 2010 Q. Reyes 1 Comment

A lot of guys always thank me for the advice regarding women, but I have to come super clean once and for all.  I’m really just a messenger. I get all my info from the legend Frankie Valentine. Frankie is the authority in seduction and he’s a direct descendant of the one and only Cassanova; and the character “Don Juan” was based on his great, great grandfather’s escapades.

Frankie is a modern-day seduction guru, but he does not discuss his techniques openly. I’ve just been taking the liberty to spew his knowledge through my column.  So bottom line, I can’t continue taking all this credit.  Hopefully Frankie can get his own column so that men out there can get the knowledge direct from the source.

Moving on to what’s been going on this week, I had the pleasure of interviewing Ron Artest for the upcoming season of Latino 101.  Everything went great… except for one of the questions I asked…

If you google “Shaq rap disses Kobe” or anything like that, you’ll probably find a video where Shaq is rapping, “Kobe, how does my ass taste”.  This was a big controversial video that was uploaded to the net.  The funnier part of the video is that he’s asking the audience to repeat after him “Kobe, how does my ass taste,” and they did!

So… I asked Ron if “Kobe knew how does Shaq’s ass tasted”.  Needless to say that didn’t go well with his people – so you can thank them for Shaq’s question still being unanswered.  Still, it took a lot of guts to ask that question, and even though I felt like an idiot for asking, I still felt people wanted to know.  I did it for the people.

Speaking of it, Shaq raises a good point.  How does his ass taste?  If anyone knows, please enlighten us.  Feel free to take educated guesses at the very least.