The Dragon And Me, by Michael Davis – Straight No Chaser #241

November 4, 2011 Michael Davis 5 Comments

This is a very special Straight no Chaser.

I am not going to write this I’m going dictate this with my new Dragon dictate program! Below is the entire column spoken by me but written by Dragon. When you see sentences that seem to repeat that’s me speaking again to try and get the program to write what I said.

Enjoy!

I am not writing this I am talking into my computer my computer writing it down as I speak. I am not going to correct any of the spelling was I think I meant it would be funny to see what is to develop programs is going to be a woman. I realize, is a learning curve but I have no patience for any kind of learning curve when I spent hundred dollars on a software program which on television exit most very very easy.

So when should I thought within? I do not mean to write that last sentence but it is really sold the thing every now and not. I found a pragmatic likes to hear himself speak like to hear himself speak. Propane is asked himself and that process. Her name is and I think that, like to.

I hope that this will help me. To really add much needed speed my writing projects. How would it be to just be able to speak in the words magically appear. I spent $200 on damn program and I had better get what I say.

Later system will work I’m supposed to be in the text will magically appear on the screen. I’ll repeat that last sentence in case the better understood. The way it is supposed to work without the posted speed limit is possible to magically appear on the screen.

The way the system will work I am supposed to speak and the letters are supposed to magically appear on the screen. I’ll try this one will, Wade is supposed to work I suppose the speech and text is to magically appear on the screen. I’ll try this one more time, waiting for both this worker is Stephen I speak and alleges a full school year on the screen.

Oasis. The way the system is supposed to work I speak and live football match here on the screen making my work will go much faster this special. Special.

I want to try this one last the way this will work is supposed to speak and ask if to be on this main. Okay, maybe this is just a piece of 6 and I don’t know why one. The only thing missing speaks and understands. When I say. On my next..

My name is Mike, my name is Mike, my name is Michael D Mike stupid people should. My name-not my stupid piece of crap. My name is Mike. Mike, Mike Mike, Michael.

My name is Michael. My, not Mike, not Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Michael. Eventually I see something we very much. Eventually I see something very, eventually, I see this helping me very much.

As long as I can remember that I pay $200 for this I should be fine along it takes. As long as I can remember I pay $200 for this, I should have know, how long this takes to learn. As long as I can remember I $200 for this I should have no problem with the learning curve.

Hey! Your mom was exactly what I wanted to say, pump will ship. The above was the one I wanted to say, how cool is that she. The above with that I wanted to say how cool is that she.

I’m trying to say the word shipped in the same, we decided to, help me one of.

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Permit came, is in the business.

Herman Cain is and he has sex with them.

Propane I hope this taking down by Nicholas people on the right thinking people. Propane is in statement that quickly.

From painting. I hope thinking that he. Everything is in permanent name is Ann. Her middle name is. Her middle name is Herman Cain is an idiot.

Herman Cain is an more wrong than. I.

Herman Cain is an idiot.

This program works just fine!

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He and.

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The end.