Dear Art, You’ve been away from Los Angeles for two weeks now. Don’t think we don’t notice these things. Did we do something wrong? Are you coming back? I think...
Now that the Republicans have chased the evil hoary monster Nancy Pelosi out of the Speaker’s chair and have taken control of the House of Representatives, they’ve got two years...
It’s no secret that life is consists of a series of moments, and these moments come from decisions we constantly make. So what happens when we make the wrong decision?...
In case you were wondering, I’m in New Orleans this week, for the 50th birthday of one of my oldest friends (20 years and counting). For some reason, there is...
I’ve been wrong about Fox News. They are not a right wing network pretending to be a news outlet. They ARE a news outlet. How do I know this for...
Whitney manages a rock music venue on a beach in L.A. She has an M.B.A., and performs karaoke for free. If a prayer for Haiti was answered, what would a...
Everywhere you look in pop culture these days you’ll find a Zombie. Personally, I’m a robot type of guy; but I have to admit, I’ve been keeping an eye on...
Dear Art, I saw you at my book signing this week. I hope you got a chance to read it, I know it’s pretty long, longer than any book I’ve...
When it comes to the latest college fad, I find myself agreeing with traditional conservative philosophy. For decades conservatives have been telling us we’ve got too many laws and we...
Biggest mistake dudes make is to follow women around. Women don’t want their asses kissed (in a non-physical way). Be yourself. Be a man. If you like rock music, don’t...
This has been a very difficult week for me. Not MOTU difficult – I have no migraines, I haven’t been pulled over by the police for living in my neighborhood...
“Don’t screw this up.” Those are the exact words I said to my BEST friend when I first met the woman he would end up marrying. Her name is Kathy....
Whitney runs a rock music venue located on an L.A. beach. She has an M.B.A., and voted. It wasn’t exactly the worst Halloween costume that I ever wore. That one...