The U.S. Census is coming up in 2010 and it seems as if this time it’s going to be more important than ever before. I never really understood what the...
Last week, I flew (in an airplane) for the first time since this happened. For those of you too lazy to click on the link, a terrorist tried to blow...
I seldom review movies and I never review movies, which are directed or star friends of mine. I’m of the opinion that professional critics are asshole-failed directors, writers or actors. ...
“Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.” -Bill Watterson During this series about my latest business venture, my progress has been similar...
Dear Art & Chris, If you guys are anything like me, you’re shocked and appalled at how liberal the Holy Bible is. What a load of claptrap. The Bible couldn’t...
Showtime is preparing a new DEXTER animated series for the web with some familiar names attached including Kyle Baker, we’ve got the details plus when BRIAN COX was offered a role...
I once asked a guy I knew in the American Indian Movement – A.I.M; no relation to the Marvel Comics villains who created Modoc – why they still used the...
Being better than other people is fun. Whether is living better, being better looking or simply outshining the competition, there’s no argument that better is just… better. The idea that...
On Sunday, I took a walk on a beautiful New York afternoon, the kind of clear, crisp fall day that is so gorgeous it inspires Manhattanites to expect a plane...
Michael Dougherty (X2, SUPERMAN RETURNS) has managed to turn his obsession for his favorite holiday into a feature film. TRICK ‘R TREAT is a horror anthology just released on DVD and we get...
People in Australia are out of their fucking mind. The country that was founded by thieves and murderers thinks this shit is funny. That’s why there are only two things...
One of the most profound lessons I learned in college, came from a biology class. As I drifted off into my imagination, my teacher delivered the class notes in an...
Dear Art & Chris, As I’m sure you’re aware I was recently arrested in Zurich for evading arrest on a thirty-year old conviction for making rape-ual advances at a pretty...
