Whitney runs a rock music venue on the beach in L.A.. She has an M.B.A, and will celebrate Christmas in 74 degree weather. Berto agreed to wear the coat and...
Dear Art, I appear to be dead. Don’t ask how it’s possible that I’m sending you a letter. Let’s just say that the afterlife is an amazing place and you...
We continue our visit backstage at NBC‘s FEAR FACTOR as Joe Rogan talks about the stunts he’d like to try, and how he still misses NEWS RADIO. Plus SHERLOCK 2 fails to save the Box Office but...
The United States has always been an isolationist nation – except when we’re attacked. That happened in 1812, 1898, 1941 and 2001, although 1898 was total horse hockey. Absent of...
It’s that time when those of us who participate in Western Civilization are particularly frantic. Old Navy stores are staying open around the clock until Christmas. Walking across 34th Street,...
Sung to the tune of Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer. You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen! But do you recall,...
Whitney runs a rock music venue on the beach in L.A.. She has an M.B.A, and sometimes wears scarves only because she wants to. Last week, Lowe’s Home Improvement elected...
Dear Art, I escaped the race for the Republican nomination for President without once getting mocked in your little advice column. I’m back to being a private citizen and not...
This was not the month to let your subscription to the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology run out. According to that august trade journal, shrinks at the University of...
As we discussed last week, the holidays that bunch up around the Winter Solstice bring out the best and the worst in people. Sometimes, it seems to me, the so-called...
Who hasn’t seen Andy Warhol’s famous Mao Tse-tung screen print? It’s nearly as ubiquitous as the famous (free) image of Che. You’ve probably seen the Mao silkscreen on T-shirts, posters,...
Whitney runs a rock music venue on the beach in L.A.. She has an M.B.A, and has been crying. The joke goes, “What’s the difference between a PMS woman and...
Art is still on break. Here is one last column from the archives. This week’s installment is from 1999. Dear Art, This month I am releasing a very ambitious project. ...
