Einstein can’t be classed as witless. He claimed atoms were the littlest. When you did a bit of splitting-em-ness Frighten everybody shitless There ain’t half been some clever bastards. Probably...
Here are a few tips to help you procrastinate a lot more, in a more effective way: 1) THINK YOU’RE SPECIAL – Thinking you’re special will help you procrastinate more...
It can’t happen soon enough.How was your 2008? Mine sucked. I lost one of my favorite jobs that I ever had, thanks to the clunky economy and assorted other awfulness. ...
Michael Jackson was once the biggest star in the world, now at best he is the butt of silly jokes and at worst he will be remembered as a footnote...
My name is Tatiana and I’m an artist and designer and I work with Michael Davis on a variety of projects. One of those projects has been building this site....
Don’t let the title fool you, this article is not going to be a walk down the familiar path of racist stereotypes and bigoted nicknames, in actuality, I am actually...
Dear Art and Chris, My band and I just signed a deal to be the house band for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. We’re worried that our fans will think...
Who Outed Blagojevich? by Mike Gold Brainiac On Banjo #97 Casablanca has given us one of the all-time favorite bits of movie dialog. When Captain Renault is ordered by the...
Your browser may not support display of this image. We Latinos are underestimated and overestimated simultaneously. How is this possible? We’ve become one of the largest consumer groups in the...
The government has authorized $700 billion to bail out the financial industry, and it looks like there’s going to be several dozen billion to bail out Detroit. And there’s the...
First, I want to remind everyone that I was about to go big bad Negro on a major appliance company who had done me wrong. Well I’m glad to say...
A couple of weeks ago I went to see the new James Bond movie “The Quantum of Solace.” I dig James…it’s a guy thing. Agent 007 represents everything the average...
Dear Art and Chris, These are tough economic times and it seems that everywhere I look businesses are failing. My company is hanging on to the edge and we’re turning...
Quick. What did Issac Asimov, Rick Baker, Charles Beaumont, Robert Bloch, Ray Bradbury, Marion Zimmer Bradley, Tim Burton, Joe Dante, Danny Elfman, Ray Harryhausen, L. Ron Hubbard, Peter Jackson, Stephen...
With the lighting of the various ceremonial Christmas trees, in Rockefeller Center, Washington Square, Bryant Park and more, it is officially the holiday season. Last night, as I walked home...